Am I on CRACK?

CHEESE

Ugh. I hate romance, crushes and all that crap unless it's in a book. Or a tv show.
This is real life and I'm hating that everyone in my year level seems to either have a crush or a BF.
And I'm not complaining because I'm single. TBH I don't even know what my sexuality is. So I'm not complaining about this because of that.
I'm complain because I hate cheesey romance.
Science
I'm sitting next to my best friend, who is more like a sister to me, we'll call her Bianca.
So Bianca recently started dating someone. And there was a whole lot of drama because of it. Those two love birds were using iMessages on the iPads to talk, they're in different classes.
I look over her shoulder. And too my knowledge every single message had a heart emoji next to it.
Ugh.
I pull up iMessages on my iPad and send Bianca a message:
'What are you talking about?'
'Nothing,'
'Tell me,'
'We were talking about going to **** after school,' Note: I didn't put in where because of privacy.
'Aww! Cheesey Date!'
'Shut up,'
'No. It is cheesey. I want to tease you because of your cheese.'
'Don't talk about my cheese,'
I grin and send her cheese emojis.
She returns the cheese.
'Your cheese is more than disgusting Camembert. Ha! I got a reference in! Yay!' I smile as I was sure Bianca would not get the reference. Most of my readers would though.
I put my iPad to sleep and continue to pay attention in science.
So Bianca is going out on a cheesey date after school. I am so going to tease her about this.