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Barney

Okay warning these will ruin everything.
You have been warned. This chapter contains parodies of the song just below. I made this chapter because these parodies are hilarious AF.
Barney songs. Yay!
Barney Song Original:
I love you, you love me.
We're as happy as can be.
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you,
Won't you say you love me too?

I love you, you love me.
We're a happy family.
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you,
Won't you say you love me too
Barney Song Parody 1:
I HATE YOU !
YOU HATE ME !
LETS STRAP BARNEY TO A TREE !
SHOT HIM WITH A 44 !
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR !
Barney Song Parody 2:
I LOVE YOU !
YOU LOVE ME !
BARNEY GAVE ME HIV !
SO I KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS !
AND SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD !
NOW THE PURPLE B@ST@ARD'S DEAD !!!!!!
Barney Song Parody 3:
I love you,
You love me,
Barney gave me HIV,
It started with a kiss
I wanted more,
I raped a purple dinosaur.
Barney Song Parody 4:
I love you,
You love me,
Barney gave me HIV,
It started with a kiss
But you wanted more,
I got raped by a dinosaur.
The origins of this a a Woodwork class. Yeah, I have some dirty minded friends.