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A pick up line

I was walking to the school bus with Caitlyn and Dumb (remember him?)asked me if I would like to hear the worst and best pick up line ever.
Okay...
"Sure, why not," I looked at him.
"You'll love me as my uncle did but you won't go to court because of it,"
I stare at him.
...
Sure, why not. That was the worst thing to say ever.
He walked away and I called out to him:
"That was an amazing pick up line."
I stepped on the bus.