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"Why were you calling so early in the morning?"

"I was looking for a friend."

"At two in the morning?"

"Fifty seven minutes past one, actually."

"Whatever."

"If you must know..."

"I must know."

"I was wondering if he'd seen my cat."

"Your cat?"

"Yeah. Fat, orange, responds to the name Bob."

"You named your cat Bob?"

"Robert, actually."

"Who names their cat Robert?"

"Me, obviously."

"Well, you're weird."

"And you're sad."

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