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2:55am

2:55am

"Well, Anne of Green Gables, I must say that this has officially broken the record for the longest phone call I've had with a stranger."

"There was a record?"

"Oh yeah."

"Care to share?"

"I was on the phone to a pizza boy for an hour."

"Must've been one hell of an order."

Laughter.

"We bonded over our mutual love of cheesy garlic pizza then proceeded to debate whether extra cheesy was better than just normal cheesy garlic pizza."

"Who won the debate?"

"No one. Our call was cut short when his boss came in."

"Oh."

"I think he might've been fired."

"Tyler!"

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding. He quit. But anyway, extra cheesy wins hands down."

"I disagree."

"What? How could you?"

"Sorry, but too much cheese makes me sick."

"That's fucked. Cheese is my life."

"Ew."