Group Chat

seventy-six

lane goon: i miss joshler

gayley: dammit lynn i was having a nice day

lane goon: waIT

lane goon: IDEA

tree stump: oh my i'm scared

lane goon: THIS IS STRICTLY ONLY TO BE KNOWN BY GIRL'S NIGHT FEMALES

breezy wheezy: YES I'M INCLUDING IN SOMETHING SECRET!

alexa the roman: i'm very scared

sarah smiles: i'm very excited

jenna jardine: SORRY WE DIED WE GOT REFRESHED ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED

taylor mcdougall: OOH TOP SECRET GIRL'S NIGHT?

breezy wheezy: Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

cry baby: OOOOOOH THIS IS GONNA BE FUN

dallon: babe, be careful

breezy wheezy: don't tell me what to do

dallon: love you too

breezy wheezy: fite me m8

dallon: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You're fucking dead, kiddo.

breezy wheezy: damn, love you too, jeez

dallon: <3