Ok, so this is how it starts huh? Well im gonna begin by breaking the fourth wall here i guess because fuck you guys and your expectations. Look, I don't even know where to begin here. I'm just on this site because of some friends. I write all my stories on microsoft word. Because... y'know, it's smarter. This website is just filled with smut and bullshit that you open up to the world for everyone to see. So I'm gonna break the rules slightly and not be an unoriginal fan fic writing piece of shit. Instead I'll just create some dumb short story where i can swear and make dick jokes for all my friends to read as well as maybe some judgemental asshole.
By the way... YOU CAN PASTE YOUTUBE URLs AND PICTURES!? What teh fuck is this shit!? What happened to good ol' imagination. Christ...
So... let's start with something magical. I did label this crap "fantasy" i suppose. How about... a knight. Yeah, that sounds legit. He shall be called... Davos the Knight. He's a brave knight. And a noble man too. Davos the Lion as he was deemed, was the gallant warrior known for slaying countless beasts. Like uh... that winged thing... you know the one... AH a harpy. Right. That's one. He slayed that bitch real good. He also killed griffins, sphinxes, hippogriffs, chimeras, dragons, and most important of all... a damned manticore. (Oh my God, my friend is writing her story down before typing it up. What a fucking nerd.) Yes, manticores were the most vile a ferocious of beasts. Definitely the deadliest too. They were like chimeras but... like... better, and stronger and things! You get what I'm saying. There's a whole Ninja Sex Party song about it. However, beneath all of this fame and slaying and crushing, there was a deep soul inside of Davos. One filled with passion, love and... a dark fire! Nah, I kid. That would be fucking lame as shit. No, this guy was just a cunt. A grade A douchebag. But of course, we have an underdog. The young boy to grow up and kick this knight in his gold-plated ass. A Ranger. Because as anyone who has played Dungeons and Dragons before knows... Rangers are badass. Especially the ones of the "Power" variety. Alas, without their cool as shit capes, hood, daggers, bows, and other necessities. Rangers are just weak ass little bitches who can hide well etc. Like this kid. No again I'm joking. Why make a story about some fag who puzzles his way through life where you can write one about some 16 year old that beats his way to victory? That's much more entertaining. (By the way, you guys should also totally check out "The Ranger's Apprentice" I love that book series.)
OH CRAP. Ok, for all you goldfishes out there with your shortened attention spans: I'll make use of the picture feature and show you our Ranger:
(Ooh Lot's of good pictures here...)
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