buffy lover: hey there sexy ;)
meme lord: oh my Chuck not now
buffy lover: what? Don't ya love me?
meme lord: idek you
buffy lover: everytime I see 'idek' I always think 'I dick'
meme lord: 'I'd deck' your face
buffy lover: is that code for 'I wanna cum on your face' ?
meme lord:
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meme lord: well that escalated quicklybuffy lover: you know what else I can make "escalate" quickly and go straight up?
meme lord: please don't say "my dick"
buffy lover: I was gonna say bread whenever I'm baking but if you say so.
meme lord: im starting to think that you might wanna fuck me senseless
buffy lover: maybe
meme lord: same here buddy

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