Katsuri's Pun/Joke Book

Puns Part 2

I ordered some fancy clothes off Amazon, I guess you could say they were a-dress-ed to me.

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It's not like the man didn't know how to juggle, it's just that he didn't have the balls to do it.

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I have to say, I a-door your knock-knock jokes.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

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Why are skeletons so chill about everything?

Because nothing ever gets under their skin!

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A/N

Well good job for enduring that pun-ishment.

Thanks for reading these awful puns! See you next time