9 + 8: Argument

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Nine: Dude, look at my muscles. I'm TOTALLY stronger than you!

Eight: At least I have abs.

Nine: Show me!

Eight lifts up shirt.

Eight: See?

Nine: Pfft. Those are pathetic, dude. You're so skinny.

Eight: It's better than being fat like Five!

Nine: I sure hope Five heard you say that.

Eight: I don't! Then he'd be mad at me.

Nine: Exactly! Anyway dude, my point is, biceps and triceps are much more important than abs.

Eight: I disagree. If you don't have abs then how could you do sit-ups?

Nine: Why would you need to do sit-ups? It's the push-ups and pull-ups that count.

Eight: They're all equally important.

Nine: Nuh-uh.

Eight: Yea-huh.

Nine: Come on, bro. Let me train you.

Eight: Thanks for the offer but I think I got it figured out.

Nine: Haha. You're kidding, right? You're weak.

Eight: I am not! I spent years training in the Himalayas while all you did was push-ups!

Nine: You still need my guidance.

Eight: Nuh-uh.

Nine: Admit it.

Eight: Fine.

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