*Nine is sitting on a bench in a park minding his own business when Leo Valdez walks up and plops down next to him*
Leo: Yo, sup, bro.
Nine: Uhhhh, who are you?
Leo: *gasp*
Leo: I'm so hurt! You don't remember me?!
Nine: Uh . . . No . . .
Leo: Haha! Dude, it's a joke! I've never seen you in my life.
Nine: . . . I could say the same to you.
Leo: Ouch. That's insulting.
Nine: Dude, HOW?
Leo: Haha. You're hilarious. By the way, you look like a freakin' bad ass!
Nine: *smirk*
Nine: I know. You should tell that to my fellow . . . comrades.
Leo: What comrades?
Nine: Uh, nothing. Never mind.
Leo: Lol, you're a weirdo.
Nine: Haha, you should see me in action, man.
Leo: Ohmygod, you should see ME in action! I've got all these fire thingies! Among other things . . .
Nine: . . . Sounds like Johnny Boy.
Leo: . . . Johnny? Cash?
Nine: Ha, no. I can't stand that guy!
Leo: *gasp*
Leo: Johnny Cash is BOSS!
Nine: Haha, I'M BOSS!
Leo: OMG, you're hilarious!
Nine: You said that already.
Leo: So what? You're a doofus, ya know that?
Nine: Lmao! No, you are!
Leo: Well, I'm a demigod.
Nine: What the hell . . . Demi Lovato SUCKS, dude!!
Leo: Ohmygods, NO YOU FREAKIN DIMWIT! D-E-M-I-G-O-D! Half human, half god!
Nine: . . . Yeah . . . And I'm an alien . . .
Leo: No, I'm serious! I'm really awesome and I have these powers and-
Nine: So am I. I'm serious too.
Leo: About what?
Nine: I'm an alien, man.
Leo: Not funny, bro. Anway, I have fire powers.
Nine: And I can run up walls.
Leo: DUDE, I'M SERIOUS. I REALLY DO HAVE FIRE POWERS.
Nine: AND I REALLY CAN RUN UP WALLS.
Leo: . . . . . . oh.
Nine: *smirk*
Nine: I am boss.
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