Lorien Legacies Stuff

9 & 4 Texting #1

@Nine_is_Boss9 and fourtheloveoflorien started role-playing for fun. Their conversations were so hilarious that they had to be copied onto Wattpad for all the LL fans to see! Very few revisions have been made and all are minor.
@ProfessorNine9841 plays as Nine, fourtheloveoflorien plays as Four. Enjoy!

Nine: Dude, Daniela just texted me and asked me out!! Like, wtf??
Four: Sarah died, Nine. What am I supposed to do?? Don't talk to me about girls!!
Nine: Johnny, man, you know I don't function on these emotional topics!!
Four: I like it better when you act like nothing happened.
Nine: Aw, well, shit.
Nine: I didn't even mention Sarah, Johnny my man,
Nine: But srsly doe, dude! Daniella wants an answer, like, NOW! WHUT DO I FRICKIN SAY?
Four: Say that you'll go on one date but you really just wanna party.. Idk do you like Ella?? You know she likes you..
Nine: ......say what, now??
Four: Ya heard me. I need a straight answer.
Nine: . . .
Nine: . . .
Four: DISTRACT ME, MAN.
Nine: ELLA IS FREAKIN ELEVEN, DUDE!
Four: No one ELSE likes you.
Nine: You're wrong. Six is crazy about me cuz I'm so hot.
Nine: And Marina acts like she wanna strangle me but deep down she knows she wanna smoochey!
Four: But Eight.....
Nine: . . . I like it better when you act like nothing happened.
Four: I'm just all about the dead.
Nine: Yeah, you are.
Nine: Because the galaxy has a sick sense of humor.
Nine: God, Johnny, I love our books.
Four: So do I, Nine. But guess who hasn't had their own perspective in the main series?? ....??
Nine: . . .
Nine: Eight.
Four: I think your counting is one off.
Nine: F*ve.
Nine: Adamus Mog-Dude?
Nine: No??
Four: Think broader.
Nine: But dude, you gotta admit, I can do more push ups than you.
Four: I'm Pitticus Lore.
Nine: Well, shit.
Nine: You don't have to feel bad that I can do 9999 push ups and all you do is be a copy cat with the whole legacy Ximic thing. It's okay, man. I'm here four ya ;)
Four: Well, thanks, I'm still stronger than you and I'll soon have all of your legacies.
Nine: We will see.
Four: You know, you should listen to me more. I'm always right. XD
Nine: Oh please, Johnny. If what you said is true, then I beat Pitticus's ASS back at the JHC. What does that make me?
Nine: Oh and bro? Wanna know my best moment of all time?
Four: Lay it on me.
Nine: Me: "Ladies first". Ella goes. Me: "Well, okay, but I was referring to you, Four."
Nine: BEST JOKE EVER!
Nine: Oh wait, it wasn't a joke, so never mind!
Four: Me: 'I think I tore a muscle.' You: 'You can't tear what you don't have.'
Nine: XD, THAT'S RIGHT DUDE.
Four: See, I understand.
Nine: Lmao.
Nine: Yo Johnny, I told Daniela "Yeah bitch, let's go do something enjoyable", and she texted back "Never mind, I break up with u,". LIKE WHUT THE F, MAN!?
Nine: I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND GURLS.
Four: You weren't even dating, tho. . .
Nine: Ikr!
Four: It's probably better to be dumped instead of left alone cuz your gf died....I'm sorry I'll stop bringing it up.
Nine: I thought it 'wasn't a joke'?
Nine: Srsly, you act like it is, man.
Four: I don't know how to deal with it.
Four: Mark is pushing my limits.
Nine: Bro, first, u kick that asshat Mark right in the groin. THEN, u deal with it by fighting until you win. She'd want that.
Four: You're right...

A FEW HOURS LATER

Nine: Yo Johnny! Wazzup Fire Bomb?
Four: Not much bro. Has Daniela messaged askin for your sweet ass back yet?
Nine: Oh, God! I wish!
Nine: And wtf u mean, calling ME of all people SWEET!? JOHNNY, IMMA FREAKIN BULLDOZING BOSS!!!
Four: Sweet as in fine. Don't you love compliments?
Nine: YASSSS, I LOVE COMPLIMENTS!!
Four: So petty.
Nine: wtf, Four.
Four: sorry.
Four: So, how's your day been?
Nine: Lmao, Johnny! You didn't just apologize and then ask me how I was, did you?? WHUT HAVE U DONE WITH MY BFF NAMED JOHNNY!! XD
Four: I'M TRYNA START A NICE CONVERSATION,
Nine: lol Johnny, I am actually confused.
Nine: Are u having a mental breakdown??
Four: When am I not having a mental breakdown..
Four: wait, what.
Four: I mean, I'm fine.
Nine: XD, I had fun battling and getting grimy and sweaty WHILE SHOOTING GUNS AND BUSTING OUT MY BUILT IN GUNS!!
Four: Hey, whatever happened to those sonic boom gloves? I dare you to clap with them on, right next to Adam.
Nine: Already done that.
Nine: He thought his legacy was turning against him! LMAO XD XD
Four: Marina's gonna freak. You wouldn't wanna be on the other end of that icicle.
Nine: That could never happen, man. Like NEVER. I got my moves.
Nine: And I already did it to Marina. U better watch your back cuz you're next, bro
Four: OMG, did what to Marina???
Nine: Well,
Nine: We kinda...
Nine: SORTA...
Nine: just...
Nine: Kissed?
Nine: LMAO! I'M JUST MESSIN WITH YA MAN! I MEANT I CLAPPED BY HER WITH SONIC BOOM GLOVES!
XD HAHAHAHAHA
Four: My Hart just about stopped.
Four: Don't do that to me, man.
Nine: Oh man, it was too good. I wasn't thinking. XD.
Nine: Marina is hot tho. And you care about her so I ship it!
Four: She was my second choice! Come on, man. I got no lover.
Nine: XD XD XD WELL TWO BAD.
Nine: CUZ U AIN'T GETTIN NOTHIN TIL U CAN PULL UR HEAD OUTTA UR ASS AND COME UP WITH A FREAKIN PLAN, DAMMIT!
Nine: Jk, I actually kinda ship me and Marina. But my OTP IS ME AND SIXY.
Nine: AND HOW IN LORIEN IS SIX NOT YOUR NEXT CHOICE!?!? WTF DOOD!? IS SHE TOO HOT FOUR YOU!?!!
Nine: Lol, actually, your right. Six is pretty much drooling over me so she's taken.
Four: In case you can't see over your own hotness, I'm pretty hot too.
Nine: Lmao, but that's the thing. I CAN'T see over my own hotness.
Nine: *smirk*
Nine: You got some puny-ass abs. But man, I got the whole package deal. Huge biceps and NINE pack abs man! And I'm faster than all of u and I workout NINE times a day!
Four: I'm the strongest Garde.
Four: I'm Pitticus Lore.
Nine: Not physically the strongest. It's all random.
Nine: The blondie gets the win-win-chicken-din? What kinda bullshit is that?
Four: The best kind. XD
Nine: I'm still awesomer than you.
Four: . . Who saved you from that cell?
Four: Me.
Four: That doesn't really relate but still, just bringing it up.
Nine: Naw, traitor did when I was falling to my death in TFOT.
Nine: HAHAHA, SEE, I KNOW STUFF.
Four: Haha, okay.
Nine: OKAY THEN.
Nine: IMMA GO EAT CHEESEBURGER, BRO.
Four: I hope it's a good cheeseburger.
Nine: OH, IT WILL BE.
Nine: I LOVE MY CHEESEBURGER, XD XD XD.
Four: Cheeseburgers are a good energy source.
Nine: Well, I'm worn out from fighting Mog assholes all day.
Nine: Gn, Johnny Bro.
Four: Night, Nine.