Secretly Married

Secret V

"Maxuell Kim! Max! Whatever your name is! Waaaaaaaaaah!"

"What? Why were you shouting?! What if someone heard you?! They'll find out that I'm already married! Can you please be careful? You'll just ruin everything again! You'll ruin my career!"

"Sorry! Are you messing up with me? If so, I'm not in the mood. Now, show me where my room is!"

"I told you! This is the room!"

"How come this was my room? I can see your stuff everywhere! I told you already! Don't mess with me! I'm tired!"

"I am not messing with you! I don't have spare bedrooms here!"

"What about these doors, huh?! Don't tell me these doors are just for style?!"

"First door is my walk-in closet. Second door is the bedroom. Third door is your walk-in closet. Thanks to our parents who designed this house!" 

Err! How am I going to last here?! This is annoying! He's still a guy even though we're married and all! We can't share rooms!

"You should have told me! I should have gone to the hotel!"

"Hey! You can't just do that! Someone will see you leaving MY house! I can't afford to be on the news about some bad issues!"

"Then, tell me where else in this house am I going to sleep?!"

"Here. In my room. In my bed. Under my bed's sheets. Don't tell me your scaredf?"

"O-o-ofcourse not! Like hell, I'll be scared! I'll just fix my stuffs. Excuse me!"

Phew! That was close! What's happening to me! Am I cursed?! No! Please no! My heart is beating so fast! Whoooooo! I'll take a bath! Maybe it'll cool me down! I'll just put my robe on. Now, I need to find where the bathroom is.

"Oh! There you are dear bathroom! I've been searching for you the whole time!"
Huh? The waters running? Tsk!

"This stupid Max or Mingyu don't know how to conserve water! Just because he's not paying the bills he can just leave this faucet open!"

"Who's stupid? Can you tell me who's stupid? Huh?"

"Kiki ng Nanay ni Marimar! Oh! Mingyu! I mean Max! Why are you here? And w-w-w-why are you dressed like that?!".  Oh, jeez! He's topless! Shemay siomai siopao na mainit naman oh! Ang virgin eyes ko! Nadudungisan na!

"I'm here maybe because I took a bath?"

He moves a step closer.

"Maybe because I am changing?"

Moves a step closer again. Jeez he's near me already! Gano kalaki ba humakbang ang dambuhalang to?!

"Or maybe because this is my bathroom, I have every right to be here? Don't you think?"

Gosh! He's looking directly into my eyes!

"I u-u-u-uh. S-s-sor-r-rry! Lalabas na ko!"  Gumilid agad ako pagkatapos non! Di ko ata kakayanin ang atmosphere dito! Whooo! Mamamatay ata ako dito! Uuwi na kooo! Waaaah! Mommy! Daddy! Huhuhu!

"Where do you think you're going? Where not done yet. Sino yung sinasabihan mo ng 'Stupid' ?"

"Wala lang yon! He he! Nakakapagtagalog ka pala, pinahirapan mo pa ko! Sige labas na ko ha? Di na pala ko maliligo. He he. Mamaya na lang. Sige huh!"

"Hindi pa sabi tayo tapos."

"Tae ka! Ang sakit kaya! Ikaw kaya higitin ko dyan! Ang laki laki mo e! Bwisit na to! Kala mo kung sino!"

"May sinasabi ka ba?"

"Wala! Guni guni mo lang yon!"

"Parang meron e. Narinig ko pa nga."

" Narinig naman pala, nagtanong pa! Bwisit talaga!"

"Huh? May binunulong ka ba?"

"Wala huh! Sige maliligo na ko!"

Finally binitawan na din ako! Grabee! Aatakihin ata ako sa puso! Waaaah! Magbababad na nga ako sa bathtub! Waaaah ang saraaap! Kakarelax naman talaga! Parang ansarap tuloy matulog. Hmmm!

"Ay bakla!"  Grabe naman kumatok! Sunod sunod na nga, ang lakas pa! Jeez! Kairita!

"What are you doing there?! What's taking you so long?! Heey! Are you listening?!"

"Yes! I'm done! I'll be out soon!".  Gee! Ano bang problema non! Kakainis! Haaaaaay! Nakatulog pala talaga ako! Makapag anlaw na nga! Hay! Sarap talaga kumanta habang naliligo!

" Singing in the shower! La LA Di, LA LA da! Singing in the shower!"

I'm fresh na ulit! Sarap maligo! Wait parang wala akong dalang damit! Waaah! Wala naman siguro sya dyan! Lalabas na ko ng nakarobe! Kakainis naman! Wala din akong dalang undies! Ano ba naman yan! No choice talaga! *silip silip silip* Buti na lang wala!

"Nakalabas din ng ligtas!"

"What the hell?!"

"Waaaah! Bakit ka nandyan!"

"I told you! This is my room."

Oo nga naman! Kanya nga to! Sheemay talaga!

"Aaah! Yes! Sorry! Gotta go! I need to get dressed!"

Buti naman hindi ako pinigilan! Kala ko naman hihigitin ako ulit! Sayang! Waaaah! Gumising ka nga sa katotohanan Cliff! Umayos ka, Cliff! Hay! Makapagbihis na nga!

"Done! Sana wala na talaga sya dun! Gusto ko matulog!"

I entered the bedroom. Hmm. No signs of Mingyu! Nice! Hihiga na me! Huh?! Ang tigas naman ng kama na to! Pano kaya nakakatulog yon? Yugyugin ko nga! Ang tigas talaga!

"What the hell?!"

"Waaaah! Sorry! Sige, lalabas na ko! Sorry ulit! Matutulog sana ako, andyan ka pala! Sorry!"  Strike three na ko! T.T Kakahiya!

I was about to stand up when he pulls me back so I ended up lying on the bed, with him.

"You want to sleep? Okay. Sleep beside me."