Book Of One-Shots (Requests Open)

DerpCrundee - Mannequin

So...I'm sorry this isn't a requested one-shot but I had to :3 I watched Ssundee's newest video of him reacting to his old videos and well...I'm not gonna spoil it for those who haven't watched yet. Anyways, my friend helped add to the idea. PS. I tried to tag her but it's not working :/

~Derp's POV~

This is going to be hilarious!

I was standing in a mall, close to the glass of a store front. I was pretending to be a mannequin to mess with people, and yes, I was dressed up as a girl. I had a few groups stop and stare, some even poking me as I tried not to laugh. As long as two certain people don't see me, I don't care if people think I'm weird.

"Derp...?" You've gotta be kidding me...

Well shit.

I look over to my left and see Ian and Crainer standing there, Crainer was hiding behind Ian laughing his ass off while Ian just stared at me.

I could feel my face heating up and probably turning blood red, "H-Hey, what are...what are you two doing here?"

"Crainer wanted me to go with him to the mall...so he wouldn't be...alone." Ian answers.

I wanted to run but I couldn't, I couldn't move, it's like my brain was yelling at my legs to move but they weren't responding.

I look around at the other people staring at me, laughing, and it suddenly started to bother me. I look away but I can still feel their stares, especially Ian and Crainer.

Crainer stops laughing and goes up to me, "Hey, you okay homie?" He asks.

Ian comes over next, but he doesn't say anything, but what he does is take off his jacket and put it over my shoulders. I refuse to look at them though. Both of them lead me away from the now formed crowd and outside to Ian's car. Crainer opens the back seat door and I sit down, the door still open.

"You okay?" Ian asks, bending down to look at me.

"You look kind of pale homie." Crainer adds.

"I-I'm fine." I lie.

In all honesty, I was starting to feel sick to my stomach, this was a terrible idea in the end. I don't usually care what people think about me, so why do I suddenly care!?

Ian sighs and gives a quick glance over at Crainer, who nods, "Move over." I move over as Ian sits down, instantly wrapping his arm around me.

I jump slightly as Crainer opens the door and gets in, wrapping his arms around my waist. They were really close and this made my face turn even redder, if that's possible. It wasn't the other people I was afraid of...no, it was them, because I like them.

Both of them lean closer to me at the same time, I stare straight ahead with wide eyes as they kiss me on the cheek. I didn't know what to do, or to say.

"We love you Derp, let's go home okay?" Ian tells me, lightly patting me on the head before getting out and closing the door

Ian gets in on the driver's seat, but Crainer stays back here with me the whole way home, whispering in my ear and kissing my cheek. At one point, I knew he was going to kiss me again, so I turned to look at him, quickly grabbing the sides of his face before kissing him on the lips. He didn't push me away like I thought he would, better than that, he kissed back! I couldn't wait till we got home, because Ian's next.

A/N Okay, if I haven't done your ship yet please write a comment down below and tell me what it was...I'm so sorry, it's really hard to keep track of them all, I'll start writing them down though! Sorry again...