(To the tune of "I'll Make a Man Out of You")
~Sung by Elfman~
Elman: Let's get down to business
To defeat Zeref.
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met,
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you!
Elfman: Tranquil as a forest,
But on fire within
Once you find your center,
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot,
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you!
Gray: I'm never gonna catch my breath.
Natsu: Say goodbye to those who knew me.
Happy: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym.
Lucy: This guy's got 'em scared to death,
Hope he doesn't see right through me.
Gajeel: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim.
All of Fairy Tail: Be a man.
Elfman: You must be swift as a coursing river.
All of Fairy Tail: Be a man.
Elfman: With all the force of a great typhoon.
All of Fairy Tail: Be a man.
Elfman: With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
Elfman: Time is racing toward us till Zeref arrives
Heed my every order and you might survive.
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through.
How could I make a man out of you?
All of Fairy Tail: Be a man.
Elfman: You must be swift as a coursing river.
All of Fairy Tail: Be a man.
Elfman: With all the force of a great typhoon.
All of Fairy Tail: Be a man.
Elfman: With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
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Fairy Tail Craziness
Fanfiction⊱ - {⋅. ✯ COMPLETED ✯ .⋅} - ⊰ NOTE: I DO NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL!! If you're looking for a good laugh (or maybe even feels ಥ~ಥ) about Fairy Tail, then this is the book for you! ╔═══ ∘◦ ☆ ◦∘ ════╗ STARTED-OCTOBER 17, 2016 ENDED-AUGUST 21, 2018 ╚═══...
