Dearest Mother,
So one day I ate pie,
And I threw my cucumbers in the sky.The next day I couldn't tell,
Whether or not I had thrown the pillows down a well.The day after, I called my guard at arms,
I got into a rage and threw him to some farms.On the fourth day of throwing,
I threw a gardener who was mowing.The fifth day was quite a bore,
With all my throwing muscles beaten and sore.And so,
I did not throw,For seven whole years,
I was almost in tears,As I waited with sadness,
For Acnologia to E.N.D. this madness.What caused my throwing spree?
You see...I thought Natsu had died.
~Zeref
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Fairy Tail Craziness
Fanfiction⊱ - {⋅. ✯ COMPLETED ✯ .⋅} - ⊰ NOTE: I DO NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL!! If you're looking for a good laugh (or maybe even feels ಥ~ಥ) about Fairy Tail, then this is the book for you! ╔═══ ∘◦ ☆ ◦∘ ════╗ STARTED-OCTOBER 17, 2016 ENDED-AUGUST 21, 2018 ╚═══...