Fairy Tail Craziness

Google Translate-Chapter 11

Do you guys remember the "Take it Off" song a couple chapters ago? Well, I was bored, and put it through Google Translate a couple of times. Here's the result:

(The text in bold are my comments; and the text in regular font is the song.)

Gray: Snow shines white on the mountain tonight Hakobe (?)

As is not Vulcan (??)

Kingdom of habit extraction, (H-Habit extraction?)

And it seems that I am the king. (Meh. Normal enough.)

The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside (Wow! It's so... normal!)

You could not keep it, Mavis is, you know I've tasted! (Tasted...?)

Do not take it, it just continues (How did that come there?)

You always have a good boy should (0-0)

Do not let them know, have not been turned off, please keep in (?!?!?)

Well, now, you know! (Only one word changed! Good job!)

You take, take (Is this supposed to be, take it off! 0-0)

You will no longer be able to keep (??)

You take, take (XD)

Returning again and close the door with a bang! (....'Kay..)

I do not care (Really, Gray? You do not care?)

They are trying to say (What?? I'm dying to know? What are they trying to say!!)

Let Storm Rage (*on)

Cold is that you do not have to bother me anyway! (But it's more fun when the cold bothers you! :D)

As part of the distance is fun (Where did fun come from?)

Make sure that all seem small (Like the Empire State Building?)

And, once the rule to control me, (?!)

You can not reach me enough! (....Got it.)

It was time to see how fast you can ("was")

At one point I take off my clothes (We know Gray. We know.)

There is no right, wrong, the rules for me without (Good to know.)

I am free! (You're Freed?)

You take, take (XD)

I am one of wind and sky (Good to know, Gray. Good to know.)

You take, take (MY MAVIS STOP THIS TORTURE!!! XD)

You may see mourn! (?!?!?)

Here I will stand ('Kay good to know. Won't stand there now.)

And here strip me (Gray..... DA HECK?!?)

The storm is above the anger left! (Oooooookayy...??)

My magic burst through the air to the ground (Don't kill the air! ;-;)

My soul, to freeze everything is fractal spiral shaped, (Fractal spiral shaped. Great description, Gray.)

And one of the ideas, and then crystallized as such as an explosion of ice (Not gonna question this..)

I will never go back (Alright, I'll tell everyone else.)

(Because it's not a summer!) (Did Natsu translate to summer? Oh yeah, I think I put it through Japanese at one point. XD)

You take, take (JUST STOP!!)

And I will rise like the dawn (OR YOU'LL RISE LIKE PIE BAKING IN THE OVEN!!)

You take, take (THIS SONG IS MAKING ME GO CRAZY!!)

perfect boy she disappeared (GOOD TO KNOW!!)

Here I will stand (NOT QUESTIONING THIS.)

And here strip me (OR THIS.)

Let Storm Rage (FOR SOME REASON I READ "RAGE" AS "RAVE" AS IN "RAVE MASTER".)

Cold is that you do not have to bother me anyway! (MY KEYBOARD IS STUCK ON CAPS LOCK.)

SOMEBODY SAVE MAH!!!!!!!! I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD!!