(this chapter will be like a text message format thing so yea please don't be confused :-))
ashton was done with luke and maisy. so done. he wanted to help his friends to at least be civil to each other but it seems as if there's no solution to this. he decided to make a group chat to michael and calum since he can't make up a plan to solve the ongoing drama between luke and maisy.
-ash created the group.-
-ash named the group 'totally spice'-
ash: yo guys
mike: hiiiiii
cal: sup
ash: i need ur help
mike: if this has something to do with your boner then no thanks
-mike has left the conversation.-
cal: ffs mike can we stop talking about boners and penises for a while
ash: ????
-ash added mike into the conversation.-
ash: can you stop being annoying bc it isn't funny. It's about maisy and luke
mike: ...
mike: oHH
cal: smfh
ash: yea
ash: anyways
ash: they need to be the least bit civil to each other. don't you notice that they've been having those useless fights every single time they're at least 2 feet from each other ?? it's getting tiring
cal: tru tho i agree
mike: i never noticed it
ash: that's cause you have the attention span of a horny dolphin
mike: HAHAHAHHAHA so accurate
cal: oh my god
ash: anyways, so yeah. I need suggestions ?? anyone ?
✓ seen by mike and cal
ashton waited forever for their replies but it seems as if they themselves can't think of a solution to this. ashton sighed. he really doesn't get why luke and maisy banter a lot. sure, they're polar opposites but they should've stayed away from each other in the first place. still, he befriended maisy so there's really no point in luke and maisy trying to stay away from each other seeing as they have mutual friends and they see each other in school every single day. there really is no hope to solve this. it seems pretty useless.
suddenly, ashton hears a ding.
mike: i have a plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cal: it better be good
cal: or i swear if it's about penises and boners....
ashton: ^^
mike: .-.
mike: you guys don't believe in me. i don't talk about those every single second
ashton: not true
calum: nah
mike: fine then! I won't say it.
ashton breathed a sigh of annoyance. michael acts like a hormonal girl sometimes. he wonders why he's friends with him.
ashton: u kno what
ashton: jus say it
✓ seen by michael and calum
ashton waited for michael's response. he tapped his fingers on the phone screen so as to wait for the seconds to tick off. after five minutes, he decided that michael was still being childish.
ashton: dude. Literally. Just tell us
cal: ya omg stop bein a pussy
mike: i aM NOT A PUSSY
mike: take that back u olive skinned asian
mike: and like i own a dick so
cal: have some common sense motherfucker. i'm out.
cal: and really ??? don't be racist either. just stop okay. just tell us jesus christ you're more than a teenage girl
ashton sighed. as much as he wanted to attack michael, he decided to take the mature route.
ashton: u r not a pussy, michael. cal's just annoyed bc u r overreacting
mike: *sighs* FINE I'M SORRY OK I'LL SAY IT
ash: thank you
mike: ok so
mike: i plan to
mike: like
mike: make maisy and luke to at least be civil to each other and
mike: like
mike: they've been acting like they've been enemies for like forever
mike: and like
calum: OH MY GOD WE GET THE 'WHY' TELL US THE 'HOW'
mike: now you're the one acting hormonal
✓ seen by calum
mike: anyways, if calum didn't interrupt me, i plan to go to a party today. i think luke's brother would know a good frat party around today. then we're gonna pretend that i'm losing something or some dumb shit like that and we call luke to go upstairs to my room and look for it then we also call maisy. when they're both in my room, we lock the door and then ya
ash: that sounds like something that would happen in fanfics and it's cliché af
mike: well this is a fanfic
ash: ?????
mike: lol jk but if you don't like my plan then do you have anything better??
cal: as much as i hate your guts rn @ michael, i agree with yo plan
ash: that's why i made this gc so that we can plan but no i don't have anything better so i guess we'll stick to this
mike: but if this doesn't work then i have plan b
cal: oh wow u rlly gave sm thinking into this
ash: ikr
ash sent a recording. [insert 'for the first time in forever']
cal: oh god please do not send anything frozen-related. I'm so over that movie ever since it became popular
mike: i still love frozen tho #sorrynotosrry
cal: thanks for the info (which i didn't ask for by the way smfh) but please do elaborate on your plan, michael
michael: ohHHH YEA AHHAHA i almost forgot about that for like a whole minute LMAO k but anyways plan b:
mike: YAY OKI BYE GOTTA DO STUFF
ash: bye
✓ seen by calum and michael
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[a/n]
keep in mind that this book is written in third pov so we may sometimes put the focus on another character but most of the time it's maisy
ps: had a lot of fun writing this tbh hehehe but ya we are gonna spice things up !! hhehehe
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