I'm sorry that I have failed to write my story. I have been having the worst case of Writer's Block. Hopefully you all can forgive me, so to excite you for the future happenings in this book I shall give you tips on the future!
I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL (not so powerful.. please don't hurt me) NIK SHALL RETURN TO SPICE UP THIS BOOK! I'm PARSLEY sorry for the depressing start, but the story will CHILLI out later on... man.. if John OREGANO I was saying these amazing puns I would be running away CYANNE. Oops! Out of THYME! See you later!
