Seventeen (Shoey Fanfic)

Chapter 1-Dare the Dawson

Chapter 1-Dare the Dawson

 Shane's POV

 Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling….

 Aha!

 Six dares, and they're perfect.

 Dye my hair pink and pierce my lip, it's not like I haven't faked anything before! Clip on piercing and hair color powder. I'll look like your average manly drag queen. When in reality, I'm exactly that! "That's right bitch! Work that color." I thought in Shanaynay's voice.

 Throw a water balloon at Shanna…she's gonna be pissed. That makes it so much better. 

 Put Nutella and powdered sugar all over my face and scare my mom. Easy as hell, but whatever makes the viewers happy.

 Play Slender. Do these fuckers ever give up!?!? Slender isn't scary. But I'd do it for the hell of it, and maybe now they'll stop bugging me.

 Do the condom challenge....

Ew.

It literally looks disgusting. But I guess I could find some condoms somewhere. Maybe Shanna will do it with me so I don't have to make the embarrassing call to the hospital myself. "Um excuse me, I was just making a dare video for people who don't even know me and I sucked a condom into my nose, aaannndddd now it's stuck in my sinuses….Oh, okay. Thank you! I'll never be a dumbass again, promise. Bye." Something about possibly having to make that call is even less enticing than the dare itself. I'll just get Shanna to do it with me. If I die today, I die an idiot! And that is the best way to die, I'd say.

 And for my last dare, kiss Joey Graceffa. 

Joey Graceffa…? 

I haven't talked to him in forever. Kinda missed the guy. Maybe this is what I could do to get the friendship train going again on the right track. Wouldn't hurt to try! So I texted him.

 Joey's POV

 I had a pretty good day today.

 Woke up, had a protein shake, watched some Pretty Little Liars, same ole, same ole.

 Maybe I'd call Luke and we can do a gaming video or something.

 As I picked up the phone, it rang in my hand.

 *Bzzt Bzzt*

 When I checked to see who had texted me, it kind of surprised me a bit.

 New Text Message from Shane Dawson

 It's been a while!

 I opened it.

 Hey Joey! Long time no, talk? I'm doing my second Dare the Dawson video today, and I have been dared to kiss ze one and only…….Joey Graceffaahhhhh! You up for it homeboy? Maybe afterwards we can hang or something. I miss my Joey Graceffaahhhhh! You'll never hear the end of THAT one xD Text me when you can! If you want to, today or tomorrow is the deadline. Thanks for considering!

Shane

x

Hmm, doesn't seem too hard. I'm not doing anything today anyway, might as well go off and kiss a man!

I texted back.

 Pft, you don't even ask me out on a date first and I'm just supposed to kiss you!?!? How un-gentleman-like. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Men these days. Sure Shane! I figured it wouldn't be going away any time soon -_- I'm free today, if at all possible! Just been watchin me some Pretty Little Liars boyyy! Miss ya too :) what time should I be over?