Divergent FBI;)

Chapter 1

"Trissy wake up! Wake up!"

I quickly sit up in my bed pulling the knife I sleep with under my pillow and look around for the intruder. Uriah. My twin brother. Of course. "What is it Uri? Can't you see that I'm trying to sleep." I yawn rubbing my eyes.

"Yesterday was the last day of high school. You have to get out of bed so we can wake up Zeke!" He sticks his lip out at me. 

"Stick that lip out much longer and a birds going to poop on it." I say swinging my legs off the bed and putting my knife back under my pillow. Uriah smiles big and then grabs my hand and literally drags me out into the hallway. We go to Zeke's closed door. I go to the bathroom and fill up a bucket of ice-cold water. Uriah slowly opens the door and I carry the bucket inside. Carefully as to not wake Zeke.

I bite my lip as soon as I'm standing over Zeke. He drooled all over his pillow. Haha. I hate it when I have to pour the bucket on him because it gives Uriah the head start to run away. Usually the person who pours the bucket gets caught first.

I look over at Uriah who is standing by the door with a go pro camera strapped on his head. He gives me the thumbs up and then gets in position to run. I count to three in my head. 1... 2... 3! I pour the bucket and then I drop it and run after Uriah who's already sprinting down the stairs. "TRIS! URIAH! YOU'R GOING TO PAY!"

Uriah and I run to mom and dads bedroom. We open the door quietly to not disturb them. Then we close the door behind us. We walk fast to the closet. We close the door and then we climb onto the top shelves near the ceiling. No one will see us unless they look all the way up because we put clothes on us except our faces so we can breathe.

I look over at Uriah and we both smirk as we hear Zeke thundering down the stairs. We hear doors opening and closing. Zeke's checking all of our usual hiding places. I hear someone get out of bed. I think it's dad based on the heavy footsteps. Mom has light footsteps as if she's walking among dead people.

Dad opens the door and walks into the living room to see what the ruckus is about. I hear Zeke yelling and dad's strict tone. Uriah nudges my leg with his foot and I look over at him. His eyes have gone wide and I look to see what he's staring at.

That's when I see it. A big box labeled. "Tris and Uriah's toys". So THAT'S where all of our silly string and paint and stink bombs went. My mouth falls open. I never would have thought that mom and dad took all of that stuff. Uriah reaches his hand in and grabs two vests. He tosses one to me and we both slide them on. Then he gives us both two stink bombs, a can of paint, two cans of silly string, and a walkie talkie. We'll get the rest of the stuff later.

I put my hair into a quick ponytail after we put our supplies in our vests. There's pockets all over it that our supplies fit into and we can reach them all easily. We both climb quietly down. We wait until we hear mom leave the bedroom before we walk out of the closet.

We play rock, paper, scissors and I win so Uriah has to leave the bedroom first. I turn my walkie talkie on and sneak out of the room four minutes after Uriah. I do an army crawl towards the couch. I see Zeke sitting on it watching Sponge Bob with a grumpy look on his face. I whisper into my walkie talkie, "I've got Zekey-bear. I repeat, I've got Zekey-bear. Trissy-poo out."

I pull out a can of silly string and a stink bomb. I jump from behind the couch with a war cry and spray Zeke with the silly string. He yells and jumps to his feet. But I throw the stink bomb at him before he can go far. The room gets filled with non-toxic gas. My sweet get-away.

I run out of the room using special goggles that help you see in all conditions. I run into Uriah on the stairs and we run to our rooms. We put all our stuff away and crawl into our beds and act like we are still sleeping.

Sure, we might out of college. But Pedrads never grow mature. We act like kids and play childish games because we want to and because being a grown-up seems to much. My brothers and I love each other to death and we play pranks all the time. We never grow out of it.

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