so I'm reading a muke fanfic and this cat decides to jump on me
and i'm like 'oh hi billy' (billy is my cats name)
i turn my flashlight on and it'S A CAT THAT ISNT MINE
BUT HES SO PEACEFUL AND IM JUST
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some person from school just text me ew cooties
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YOU ARE READING
pimp my friggin chorizo
Randomrants and random shit #10 in puberty apparently -- mature