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so I'm reading a muke fanfic and this cat decides to jump on me

and i'm like 'oh hi billy' (billy is my cats name)

i turn my flashlight on and it'S A CAT THAT ISNT MINE

BUT HES SO PEACEFUL AND IM JUST

BUT HES SO PEACEFUL AND IM JUST

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I QUAKED SO HARD

some person from school just text me ew cooties

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