pimp my friggin chorizo

i lost my shoe

damn these useless knees

I did the mud monster 10K It's so fun aoaninaisbinsinsia literally I was swimming in mud that looked like crap

It was so fun tho
There was this black mud and me and my dad got stuck in it and i lost my shoe
But who needs shoes when you have snazzy running pants

°°°°I hate this💩sh*thouse 🇬🇧country🇬🇧that's what°°°°
Èvèrŷøñê'š śō mïšęråbłę äñd ûñhéłpfūł ãñd úńŵėłçømįńg
There's ńø 👭friendship👬
👽No śürrëäłītŷ👽
It's freezing👏😰 bløødy cold❄️💨☔️all the time
Çùśtõmėr👥 service is terrible👎👊🐸🌍
Ŷōù kñöŵ we're🎁🎉not even 🍺🍻çøürtéöüś éñöügh tø pack your bags in the śüpęrmårkęt 🍅🍊🍔🍙🍕🍟
(Not that it matters ćäùśē our bloody🍗🍔🍟🍵 foods so rëvòłtïñg you wouldn't want to eat it anyway 🔥)
And évērŷøñë 👿on TV 💻here is so 💉bloody 🐁rûdë
There's 🔄roundabouts ((stuobadnuor)) everywhere with ❌ñòŵhêrë❌ to park🚌🚐🚓🚖🚜🚘🚵
Like we've got 🌎🌏nø respect for human life🌅🙌💑👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨
Our public 🚝🚃träñśpórt 🚰🚮stinks
🛁Ït'ś🚽 dirty👟 àñd 💉unsafe 💣
🎫🎫And we let the 🎭méñtäłłŷ🎭 ïłł walk🏃the streets🚸 in the cold ☔️❄️💨and wet
This çòûñtrīęś🇬🇧🇬🇧👐👉 foul
😠ITS😠F#CKN😠SHOCKN😠
°°°°Honestly 😇ŵè śhöûłd jüśt 📆🚷🚯🚳🚱📵🔞⛔️🚫wipe😑 ît òût and start again🌸🐬🐧🐰🗾🌍🌎🌏🌞°°°°