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1. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
2. How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
3. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
4. What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
5.What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
6. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
7. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
8. Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
9. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
10. You cannot taste me, until you undress me. -Banana
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