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This part of my book is filled thee most epic insults and comebacks you have ever heard. I really hope you
like it and if you do please post your comments and even if you didn't because then I can know what I can change about so more people like it. Don't forget to vote for it if you really enjoy, Thanx!!!
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These are some insults!!
1. I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
2. Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
3. Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle.
4. Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
5. I may be fat,and I can diet but you're ugly and there's nothing you can do!!!
These are some comebacks!!!
6. Man - "So do you want to go out maybe?"
Women - "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
7. -"you're such an idiot"
- "have you hugged an idiot today well neither have I so come here".
8. -"you have a dirty mind!"
-"no I don't I just have a sexy imagination".
9. "If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you"
10. "I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable"
YOU ARE READING
stupidly smart!!!
Random:) This book is filled with the most stupid but smart jokes, puns, brain teasers and many more so if you're into stuff like that you're very likely to love this book!!! ;) :D
