Die Anti-Prinzessin

Prinzen sind dafür da, doof zu sein

S U E

Princess

"You are beautiful

no matter what they say

words can't bring you down

oh no

words can't bring you down today."

Du bist wunderschön

egal was sie sagen

Worte können dir nichts anhaben

oh nein

Worte können dir heute nichts anhaben

Christina Aguilera-Beautiful

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Nevertheless, this was simply idiotic ....

I trudged like a bunch of elephants while on the road and snorted as well as 10,000 elephants at the same time .

Suddently I was like from one of the guards ran beside me and tried with broads speed step of my elephants keep aware of me.

"Miss "

I turned around , and discovered that the man who was next to me , not by the guards , but certainly good -looking fellow with .... oh no .

Before me stood my personal hatred form of a prince , whom I married soon - embodies against my will. Still might be right!

Why was he here? Nevertheless, the idiot should just come back tomorrow evening!

"You're the princess? " , Asked Des Princes -idiot and whispered to me malicious in the ear. " Do not worry, I 'm not interested in you , but in the fullness of your parents ." He cleared his throat . "You have to marry me , but still. " , He added .

 I stared at him angrily.

Best, I would have killed him there and then .

How do I rid of it?

It hit me like a thunderbolt : I had an devilishly good inspiration . (Although I was not sure if it works , but it was worth a try ) .

I grinned at him abusive.

"Guardian " , I shouted.

" ! There Tucked this man in prison ," I said , and if I have the suspicious looks of the guards I saw was added in a firm voice . " My mother did this to me applied "

I made a dismissive gesture .

These wayward goats by guards heard only on Mama !

I reached the prince very long tongue out, and also grinned , amused , as the guards walked up to the prince and wrapped him in the shoulders .

" ! Stop Miss Sue Still, I do not have anything bad done to you It should give you a privilege to be allowed to marry me ," cried the prince and shouted to the guards addressed :

"Let your fat finger my smart velvet jacket from Portugal ! "

Ha -ha, no, of course , the prince had to use not only in front of my home and my marriage for its enrichment. However, Oh, this was not worth it, of course, the speech !

I tried to kill the prince with poor appearance .

The guards petrified in their movements.

To tell the truth , I'm on the fact that the guards did not have to pay 100% listen to me.

You only listened to my mother 100% .

But I was not simply called a charlatan of the mother.

I painted it to me : The prince would order immediately to bring out the guards to me and to show me before my mother and to apologize to the little prince for my naughty behavior.

But before this happened, I ran away and not very fast.

And I also have this .

In short, I took the flight before the situation would in any event run by the all-rounder. I ran farther and farther and faster, but with the stupid skirts was not so easy .

Although I had a feeling fast as a cheetah run (because I gasped so ) packaged very suddenly someone grabbed my hand and I almost fell down.

I turned around and saw short as not really my mother, who only came out of a room and turned to me . The stupid prince had grabbed me so outrageous in his hand and it was also the same prince now pressed his lips to mine.

Did he really crazy?

He was quite real to persuade my mother by all means !

Damn!

I could feel my blood shot in the face .

I hit him once with his fist in the face and kicked him on me.

I can not be offered! He stumbled backwards in surprise and fell.

"Do that again ," I cried at the Prince angry.

I was panting like a bunch elephants again , trembling with rage. I ignored the strange look on my mother and ran away again and as quickly as I could.

I knew that my mother saw the prince as my perfect partner , and I also knew that they could shake their opinion of anything.

While I was running like crazy, I tore a big piece of my dress so that I could run better . (Besides , moaning mother) Now the formerly beautiful silk dress looked like a put on , shaggy carpet .

I left most of my dress on the way ( mother threw me ugly words to the head). I quickly slipped on to the curve and then I got one more tooth , then I made the final sprint to my room.

As soon as I was coming into my room, I slammed the door and closes the sake of safety. Then I jumped like a cangoroo on my bed and felt like it cracked under threatening me.

Suddenly, my mattress was on the floor and I with her.

I looked around in surprise ...

The bed was not made ​​probable cangoroos .

There you can knock on my door and every muscle in my body tensed .

However , a close voice made all tired again "Password: The prince is stupid! "

"Stan"

I took a deep facilitates air.

I opened the door to my teacher ( for everything) , after I had unlocked it cracking.

"Really forget We provide this immediately ! However, if is top secret ! "

I grinned at Stan .

Stan grinned back and just put his glasses.

 "So," he said, amused , has destroyed " you just are your bed , we will argue in this hour with the practical work . "

I had to grin .

Although it sounded very professional, while there was only pleasure of his bed fit togehter again .

"Hammer . Nailing ! And now you ! " Stan passed the hammer for me.

" How did the first meeting with the Prince running anyway? Did I he was here already ," asked Stan and I was again angry current .

I grabbed the hammer and solidified.

"It was full of shit . Isis on The Fresh Prince only on the abundance of my parents, who he gets when he married me. " Answered and I gritted her teeth .

No matter what happens, I will not marry this prince! "However Yeah, that sucks. " Believe Stan .

Now I grabbed the hammer and let him ready to blow . I deeply inhaled deeply , holding the nail in place , got swing and hit ... to me exactly on the thumb .

Stan got a fit of laughter , which saw almost hysterical , as I sucked in my painfully throbbing thumb.

Stan was really a teacher for everything