Name: "Dmitri Parker.. Sigh.. You can go now."
Age: "Are you some kind of stalker? I'm just an innocent- Ha! I am just a 19 year old."
Height: "Who keeps track? I don't know. Like 5'8? Tall enough to kick your ass?? I don't understand your question."
Gender: "Um. Just use the male pronouns or they otherwise don't let anything else slip from your mouth okay?"
Sexuality: "I dlike things that dangle and girls are nice to lmao."
Parents: "I was raised by Vodka and Cigarette Smoke. Excellent parenting, I might add."
Personality: Dmitri is cold and completely complicated.They never take any moment seriously. He is extremely mentally ill and unstable. Dmitri is a jokester and can and will make fun of practically anyone he sees to be fake. Which is a lot of people. They have a soft side for kids shockingly and can be gentle with people who earn his trust. He often lies about his past and no one has ever gotten a straight answer but other than that he is horribly honest.
Dislikes: "Vitamins, vegetables, the letter Q don't ask, I hate cold things if you touch me with your cold ass hands I will hurt you."
Likes: "Music, cigarettes, booze, sour stuff, explicit details so I can catch you in your bullshit, oh and my half brother I almost forgot him! Oops!"
Background: Dmitri grew up in a pretty abusive household. Their parents were raging alcoholics and his dad was a frequent cheater which resulted in his half brother, Hatori, whom is the only person in his family they like. Because of the constant abuse and alienation he received, over time he became mentally unstable. When he started college,which was a year late, he begged to be in a dorm with his brother. They have changed their major at least four times in a year.
Facts:
Dmitri has bpd, dpd, ptsd and anxiety.
He is the complete opposite of Hatori.
Dmitri is an intersex demiguy.
Dmitri never really argues with his brother.
Dmitri is an alcoholic.
Dmitri wears skirts mainly when he runs out of clean clothes.
He is very thankful to have adrogenous features.
Quotes:
"I want more vodkaaaa"
"Ugh no do not put that skirt on me, I don't have enough ass for that."
"I hate ice cream. It's so fucking cold!"
"Don't you dare judge me. I am a perfectly happy burrito of blankets!"
"I wasn't that drunk!"
"Maybe I should stop drinking *hiccup* Good joke Dmitri. Thank you, Dmitri!"
"Damn, that looks like a bitch. Ima go back to sleep. Good luck."
"Lmao. Good night fake people."
Theme song: Message Man by Twenty one pilots
