Long Legs, Milky Thighs

OT13

"Who the fuck is that?"

"Jihoon-ah, don't be so rude."

"... I repeat, who the fuck is that?"

"My name is Mingyu, nice to meet you Jihoon-ssi."

Jihoon blinked up at the tall man, taken aback because of his bright smile.

Instead of greeting the younger man and probably acting like a decent human being, Jihoon spat out, "You're too tall. Get out of my personal space."

Immediately, Mingyu's smile dropped and his shoulders slumped.

"Jihoon!" Wonwoo scolded after Junhui awkwardly lead his friend away with the excuse of ordering him a drink, to console and keep him away from Jihoon, no doubt.

Jihoon winced, his actions finally registering in his mind.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, uh, be so rude."

The males didn't get to continue their conversation because Seungcheol flounced into the cafe with his boyfriend's little sibling in tow. Junhui and Mingyu appeared again, and Jihoon nervously fidgeted in his place.

"Mingyu, Junhui, meet Hansol and Seungcheol-hyung. My favorite dongsaeng and Dad."

They all greeted each other, lame jokes already being thrown by Mingyu and Seungcheol.

"Aish. And I thought you couldn't get any lamer." Jihoon rolled his eyes over the rim of his drink.

Mingyu looked a bit put off before Seungcheol burst out laughing, "You know you enjoy them Jihoon-ie."

"Jihoon-ah enjoys what?" Everyone turned to look at Jisoo and Soonyoung as they dragged chairs over to the table.

"Sacrificing puppies and kittens, probably." Soonyoung quipped as he settled down next to Hansol, hand coming up to cover his mouth as he yawned.

"Well, you're not wrong."

Mingyu and Junhui exchange looks.

"They'll get along well with Jeonghan for sure." Junhui murmured to Mingyu who only nodded in agreement.

"Junhui, Mingyu, these are Soonyoung and Jisoo. Also known as, No-Chill and Mom."

Jisoo beamed and reached over to shake hands with Wonwoo's boyfriend and his friend.

"Wonwoo, where's my son?" Seungcheol asked when everyone lapsed into a semi-awkward silence.

"Are you talking about Jisoo or Chan?"

Seungcheol gave Soonyoung a curious look, "Why would Jisoo be my son?"

Soonyoung snorted, "Please. We all know that he calls you daddy."

"Actually," Jisoo leans forward smoothly, not giving Seungcheol a chance to yell at Soonyoung, "he calls me oppa."

There was a beat of silence.

"Hyung!" Hansol screeched, "My poor virgin ears!"

"Oh, my god."

"Disgusting."

"Thank god Chan isn't here."

"Well, he's not wrong." Seungcheol muttered to himself. Mingyu was cackling while Junhui rolled his eyes and looked vaguely disgusted.

"Hello! I'm sorry we're late, gē. Jeonghan had an impromptu decision to cut and dye his hair." A flustered brown haired boy beamed at Junhui and Mingyu before he bowed and introduced himself to the rest of the table.