I'm The Real Demon Here

Entering Nato and Naruto Uzumaki

Nato's P.O.V

In the midst of our run from the authorities I noticed my brother's stamina begin to run low. Right as I was about to jump across the next building Iruka Sensei had captured Naruto. "No! Not my precious Oniichan." I grabbed onto the wire above the random building I was standing on, to propel my self backwards in attempt to save my knuckled headed brother. Just as I was about to land, tripping over my excessively large scarf I fell on my face. Naruto broke out into a maniac type of laughter, you know the type were your mouth hangs wide open and tears roll begin to roll out your eyes.

"I was only trying to save your useless ass Dattabanne!!" "I'm sorry NaChan but you got to admit that was pretty funny." I crossed my arms over my chest and looked away "Whatever weirdo." Iruka's presence was totally forgotten until I heard him clear his throat loudly, if I may add. "If you two are done with this petty argument I think there is some explaining as to why you both decided to paint on the Great Hokage's Stone faces, don't know understand who they were." I gave Sensei the best glare I could muster up, "Of course I know how great the Hokage's were but they no longer matter because I am going to be the greatest Hokage the Five Great Nations ever seen and be respected by the whole village."

Naruto smacked me in the back of the head, "Stop spouting nonsense, I am gonna be the greatest Hokage ever and be respected by the village, you can be my personal assistant slash Head of the Anbu. Dattebyo!!" I cracked all ten of the knuckles in my hand. "Are you trying to fight me!" Just as I was walking towards Naruto, Sensei grabbed me by my ear, using his other hand, he also grabbed Naruto by his. " I'm taking you both back to class, no if, ands, or buts about it" we grumbled in response but let him drag us all the way back to the academy, ignoring all the hateful glares the villagers shot at us along the way.

Upon reaching the academy, Iruka tossed us on the floor, making everyone laugh. It hurt, always having people make fun of Naruto and I, but at least he always tried protecting me. He sent a deadly glare at our classmates, making them falter a tiny bit, not used to seeing Naruto as anything but an ignorant fool. My cheeks automatically had a slit reddish tone to them, from the embarrassment that I was currently feeling. "Okay class, since Nato and Naruto here decided to skip class and cause the village trouble, we are going to review the transformation Jutsu, everyone create a line in front of the room."

Sakura was up first, her transformation into Irkua Sensei was flawless, most likely because of her skill in chakra control, one of the only things she's good at. "Did you see me Sasuke Kun wasn't I amazing." SasuNiiChan just rolled his eyes at her, since he was up next. Like always he was perfect, that teme. Finally it was my turn. time to unleash my secret technique that I came up with for Naruto and I. "Alright lets do this, Transform Reverse Harem Jutsu!!!!" I turned into an older, sexier, naked. male version of me. All the girls had nose bleeds and so called tired to cover their eyes, even though we all knew they loved what they were seeing. "No fair NaChan we were supposed to unveil our technique together, oh well, Transform Harem Jutsu, there you have it folks Naruto turned into the Older, sexier version of Me giving all the guys major! nosebleeds, even Iruka Sensei and SasuNiiChan.

I dropped to my knees laughing so hard that I couldn't breath properly. Naruto was right there dying with me. Iruka was absolutely fed up with us and ended class early. Every student was happy, in the moment of everyone celebrating NiiChan and I took the chance and made a break for the door, only to be grabbed by the backs of our shirts. "you two are going to clean all the paint off the Hokage's monument." I crossed my arms over my chest, sadden by the fact that I couldn't just go home and sleep

About an hour into our punishment, Sensei took pity on us. "If you two can clean faster I will treat you both to some Ichiraku's Ramen, how does that sound?" those words gave us the boost that we needed. "That sounds amazing Sensei Dattebyo, lets do this NaChan!!" Naruto and I begun scrubbing the stone faces faster that Killua's godspeed, even Sensei was impressed, hardly ever seeing us motivated. we finsihed in thirty minutes tops, a new record.

Ichiraku had the best Miso Pork Ramen anyone could ever put into their mouth. It was the food of the Gods I have never tasted anything better but rice balls are a very close second. After finishing my second bowl I glanced up at Iruka Sensei. "Hey Sensei, can I ask you a question?" "what is it Nato do you want another bowl?" he glanced at me genuinely concerned. I rubbed my hands together nervously. "No, well i was wondering, if maybe I can possibly try on your headband." Iruka laughed at me making a blush creep its way to my cheeks. "Is that why you took yours off? I cannot allow to try on my headband simply because of the fact that its only for Ninja of the leaf village to wear, but when you pass the graduation exam, you will be able to have one of your own." "I changed my mind I want another bowl!!" "Don't forget about me Sensei I want another bowl too!!" "I can never forget about you Naruto" Iruka chuckled at our reaction.

By the time Naruto and I had stuffed bellies, I had eaten five bowls and Naruto six. We bid Iruka goodnight and made our way to the tiny apartment that we share together. To keep it simple our place was a mess and non of it was even mine. "Naruto how many times do I have to tell you to clean this place up, I don't want to have to keep stepping on your underwear to walk to the bathroom." he scratched the back of his head in embarrassment. "Sorry NaChan"

A/n Thank you all for reading, this chapter was finally edited at 1 in the morning, it went from around 500+ words to 1000+ words and I am really proud of the changes i made. Once I revise all chapter I will actually continue the story, please don't give up on it just yet, With love Author Chan. Ttly My Little Waffles.