I'm The Real Demon Here

Pervy Sage

My eyes fluttered open as I took in my surroundings. I was in a full size bed that didn't belong to me. The door to the room I was in opened revealing a half sleep Sasuke. I got out the bed and dragged him out the room.

"Wait here I'm gonna change"

"Hn whatever"

I went back into his room looking in my side of the closet for my orange shinobi style kimono. Changing out my pervious days clothing. I left Sasu NiiSans room finding him in the kitchen eating a tomato.

"Oi NiiSan make me onigiri"

"It's already done dobe"

"Wooohooo thanks NiiSan"

I sat in the chair next to Sasuke and took a bit out if the massive onigiri.

"It so yummy, maybe I should cook for you time to time"

"Hn"

I gave Sasuke the best glare I could manage showing my distaste in his choice of words "teme"

"Don't you have training in a few minutes dobe"

"Don't you"

When the reality of my situation kicked in I swallowed the massive onigiri before running out the house to wake up NaruNii "bye Sasu-NiiSan"
I raced to my apartment (not to far from Sasuke's). Not being able to stop in time I crashed into the door falling flat on my back. I cried out clutching my head. I was finnaly able to stand and entered the room.

"Wake up Naruto it time to go"

He wasn't in the living room, kitchen or bathroom when I got to our room he wasn't there either but he left a note in his place.

Oi NaChan I had to go train with out you since I didn't know where you were but I hope that you are already there waiting on me BELIEVE IT!!!

I crumpled the paper in my hand before throwing it on the floor to stomp it out. I'm late. I rushed out the apartment and ran ALL the way to the hot springs. I waited outside the building not knowing where to go.

"NARUTO!!!!!!!"

I heard feet padding against the floor but was shocked to see Naruto's pervy Ninjutsu and a old man running after him. Naruto ran passed me just as the old man stopped in front of me. The old dude had hearts in his eyes as they looked as if they would peirce into my soul. My cheeks turned a bright red as I shyed away from his stare.

"You have such a nice, cute little body"

I felt my cheeks get even redder as I ran in the direction I saw Naruto run off too.

"Naruto NiiSan come save me"

I spotted Naruto at a lake and ran over to him with the old pervert right behind me. I ran and glomped him making us fall to the floor. My cheeks still a bright red.

"What's wrong NaChan"

I pointed the the old Perv standing right behind us confusion written all over his face.

"Pervy sage what did you do to NaCan"

"Their are two of you"

"No were twins you old pervert, hey you kinda look like Tsurah Sensei"

"Of course I do she is my daughter"

"Woah your Master Jiraiya the Toad Sage and huge pervert/ pedophile"

"That's me.... wait I'm not a perv or pedophile I just have a sexy imagination"

Pervy Sage nodded his head as if trying to confirm it with himself not fully believing his own words. I laughed at him finally realizing where Sensei gets her pervy habits from.  I kinda like this old man.

"Well young Nato do you know how to walk on water?"

"Of course that was the first thing Sensei taught me Naru is the one that can't do it because he only knows how to climb a tree"

"Hmmm Is that so, oi Naruto take off your shirt and close your eyes while channeling your chakra "

"Eww No why Pervy Sage"

"Don't worry Naruto it's a trust exorcize"

"Well okay if you say so"

"You can do it NarutoNiiSan"

I noticed that tip pervy Sage's fingers ignited in blue chakra. I watched as he did hands sighs before slamming his fingers into NiiSans stomach.

"Five pronged seal realise"

Naruto groaned in pain clutching his stomach. "Whst was that for pervy sage"

Jiraiya scratch the back of his head laughing to himself. "Just try walking on water"

Naruto nodded before channeling the chakra into his feet making his way to the lake. I followed after him watching as he mastered walking on water.

A/n I know it's super short but I decided to edit the other parts in the story to make it more detailed so I'll be working on that but until I finish editing I have another Naruto fanfic that I'm writing called 'Tales of Khristina Yuuna Namikaze Uchiha' so you can check it out in the mean time. But if you like Sasunaru I have a fanfic like that on its way out well ttyl my little waffles XO