The Babysitter (1D Fanfic)(Liam Payne Love Story)

~Chapter 21~

We were all seated in the living room, in various chairs. Niall was for once, not with Shannon. They were pretty damn close though. Liam and I were picking off each other’s plates and Louis and El were thumb wrestling. Zayn was cheering on Louis and Perrie was cheering on El.

“GO ELEANOR! GO! BEAT LOUIS!”  Louis looked up, faking hurt, and then went back to the game.  Josh sat next to Liam. I had learned that he was the drummer from the band and that he was the one who got his girlfriend pregnant. Well, almost. It was just a scare.

“FUCK!” I heard Louis yell and looked up, seeing Perrie holding Eleanor’s arm up in triumph. I laughed as they did victory dances.

“So, what next?” Zayn asked after a few minutes. Louis looked at me and we held eye contact for a second before jumping in the air, grinning.

“STORY TIME!” We yelled. Everyone but Harry, Shannon, Louis, and I looked utterly and completely confused.

“Story time…?”  Zayn asked.

“Yeah, so what?” I said, getting my phone and opening the Wattpad app.

“Story time is for 2 year olds!” Niall complained. I looked at him, raising an eyebrow.

“Not if it’s shitty fan fictions.” I laughed, scrolling through the books.  Harry grimaced.

“That last one, it was pretty bad.”

“Exactly the point, it’s supposed to make us laugh.” I scrolled though the books until I found one. “Here we go, The Direction (A One Direction Fan Fiction)” Zayn laughed.

“ARE YOU READY!?” Louis screamed, jumping on the couch next to me. Everyone nodded and I started reading. (A/N if this is an actual story it is pure coincidence!!!)

 

“I walked into the dim dank dark house that smelled bad. No way anyone could live here. It was irresponsible. I looked around until I found a light switch. I flicked it on and screamed. On the couch lay 5 naked boys. More specifically One Direction.” I laughed and the boys were grimacing. Perrie was laughing really hard.

“Y-You guys h-had an orgy!” She giggled out. I rolled my eyes laughing and continued reading.

“The boys instantly shot up, when they heard me scream. I tried not to look at their” I paused.

“I am SO not reading that word.” By now everyone was cracking a smile or laughing.

“junk. Louis was the first to walk up to me. ‘WANNA CARROT PRETTY LADY?!’ He screamed right in my face. I backed up, scared out of my fucking mind. ‘NO I WANNA GET OUT AN GET SOME PANTS ON!’ They shrugged getting boxers on. ‘So, no carrot?’ He asked, sadly. I shook my head furiously. Suddenly a cat hit my face. ‘WHY DID YOU TOUCH DUSTY!’ Harry screamed at me, running over getting the cat from me.”

I was laughing out of embarrassment for the author.

“Oi, Harry I didn’t know you had a cat named dusty!” Josh laughed. Harry shook his head.

“I don’t, a youtuber made the one direction thing and made me have a cat dusty” He shook his head chuckling. I continued.

“Then, Liam came over to me. ‘You don’t have any spoons on you, do you?’ I shook my head. ‘Okay good, cause you know I’m deathly afraid of spoons.’ I nodded slowly. ‘Okay….’ Zayn then came up to me. ‘Girl, you have fab hair whats your last name?’ ‘Malik’ ‘ME TOO YOU MUST BE MY SISTER!’

Then, we all lived happily ever after, the end.

P.S, I married Liam and got the 10 inches of Payne ;)

I stared open mouthed at the last part, and everyone else was laughing.

“10- 10 INCHES OF P-PAYNE!” Shannon yelled, clutching her stomach. “S-SHE SAID HOW LONG LIAMS-” Niall covered her mouth with his hand.

“N-No…” He said, trying to stop from laughing. I stood up, flustered red.

“ALRIGHT EVERYONE TO BED!” I yelled over the laughing.

“Aww…. Why?” Harry whined.

“Cause it’s 11 again, and we have drama again tomorrow. NOW OFF TO YOUR ROOMS!” They all grumbled complaints while they headed upstairs. I went up and got ready for bed before going to Liam's room. I knocked lightly.

“Come in” Liam said from the other side of the door. I walked in.

“May I sleep with you tonight, my bed is cold.” He chuckled and nodded.

“Sure, come here.” I crawled into bed with him, and snuggled up to his chest as he turned off the light. He kissed my ear.

“Goodnight.” He murmured. I smiled.

“Goodnight.” And then I fell into a dreamless sleep.

IM SORRY FOR THE SHITTY CHAPTER I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK DX

Also if you want to make up a really stupid purposely badly written fan fiction for me to put in this story, message me the story c:

I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU SOMEHOW I SWEAR!

*hands out cookies for 10k reads* I love you all

 

BYEE

~Jazzy xx