spn jokes

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So i didn't make any of these i just looked them up online

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Yo mama so fat not even Castiel could raise her form perdition 

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Where the heaven are you Cas?

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Castiel- Humpty dumpty sat on a wall

humpty dumpt had a great fall

He cracked his skull and died on impact

He will be missed

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Me after every episode- I'm fine

Friend that i don't have- liar liar mom on fire

Me- LEAVEEEE

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Castiel- Hey dean so i learned a humorous joke

Dean- Oh this should be good. Go ahead, Cas  

Castiel- Knock knock

Dean- Who's there?

Castiel- Interrupting moose 

Dean- Interrupting moo-?

Sam- Hi guys! So get this...

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You must be full of demon blood because i'm addicted to you

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Sam-Are you drunk

Castiel-NO!...yes

Sam-What the hell happened to you

Castiel-I found a liquor store. And i drank it

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Castiel-The whore can only be killed by a true servant of heaven

 Dean-Servant like?

Castiel-Not you. Nor me.

Sam of course, is an abomination 

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Sam-Where are you going

Dean-To the bathroom. NEWS FLASH Vampires pee too ya know

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