Why Life Sucks; A Rant Book

Rumors

Ok so listen this cool kid at my school, let's call him Joe, was being odd and stuff at lunch, and my friends and I were discussing how odd he, and various other people are. Then he marches up to us and has the nerve to try and school us on rumors and "don't spread rumors that I'm gay" like has he met us?? In order to spread rumors you must have friends who listen to your banter. Cheesus, Joe. I ain't spreadin rumors bout your ass. Also he's lowkey my crushes best friend so my friend group finds joy in talking about them all the time and he finds that shit ofFENSIVE like square up bitch

My friend group is unpopular we'll talk about whoever the fuck we want however the fuck we want

You don't control us Joe fite me