Why Life Sucks; A Rant Book

Birthdays

What the heck is the point of birthdays? An excuse to spend money on bitches? A celebration of being a year closer death?  @/c-section kids, happy birthday, tumor baby! 

I'm saying all this because I have a summer birthday and no one comes. I'm turning 13 this year, becoming an official AngstQueen2K16, and I'm inviting 10 people. Only like 3 will come, I bet. That's sad, you know? 

So I lowkey hate birthdays. They're money wasters and ughhhhhhh @/my friends- please come to my birthday im begging youuuuuuuuuu

its lowkey meme/emo/angst themed with a sprinkle of binge-watching Iron Man bs Tony Stark without a shirt????????? 

Also, frens, I want a puppy please