Why Life Sucks; A Rant Book

School, Ugh

OKAY LISTEN YOU SCRUBS

I need to be an editor when I am older. It's the only thing I would both make money and be any good at, ugh.

But does my school have advanced electives surrounding English? No. We have advanced electives for fucking history, how the fuck do you manage to have AP Geography but no AP Writing or AP Editing or even AP Journalism?!?! Like, I don't give a shit about calculus or trigeometry! I care about the language that I excell in (Yeah, French).

So when I apply for some garbage college and they say "Sorry, you don't have the required experince in English," I'm sueing.

In other news, my mother, THE SCIENCE TEACHER, wouldn't let me do my fucking test review in the car with two of the smartest nerd in the grade. I asked her is she even wanted me to pass this fuckig class. She responds with "Do you want your iPod taken away?" Like, listen, I only do my homework in the car when I have no wifi. No distractions. So when I fail, it's on her hands.

I fucking hate school.