This rant is very dear to my small heart. People who claim to like Pokemon and have only played the disgrace that is Gen.5 are the reason mothers put their kids up for adoption. An entire new Pokedex of garbage Pokemon, including a literal garbage Pokemon? And the starters are SO original- a fire/fighting? Again? Look at Chimchar and Torchic! Sigh.
Like, I don't have anything against those people, just their preference in game. I like D&P (Gen.4) the most, myself, with Gen.1 as a close second. I've been PokéTrash™ since I was 5. I can name 218 Pokemon off the top of my head. I've seen every anime. I've beat every game. I have very strong feelings about Pokemon, and Gen.5 bothers the fuck out of me.
Anyways- HAVE YOU SEEN SUN AND MOON THAT SHITS LIT AF LIKE A FIRE/GROUND KITTY AND A WATER/FIGHTING CLOWN SEAL AND A CUTE LITTLE GRASS EGG BIRD? I LOVE. And the legendaries? A FLAMING SPACE LION AND A MAGIC SPACE BAT. But there's also the fact that there's a rumored new Eeveelution, and damn, I love Eevee. What will it be? Ghost? Fighting? Dragon? Ground? Who knows???
That's all for now, my dudes. Everyone should play games other then G.5 or even G.6. Just trust me on this.
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