STARDUST ✫ CHRIS EVANS

S E V E N

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ohcaptainmycaptain > Chris Evans
winterboobear > Sebastian Stan
ironasshat > Robert Downey Jr.
bigmac > Anthony Mackie

GROUPCHAT: UNNAMED

ohCaptainMyCaptain:
hey boobear

WinterBooBear:
Chris what the hell did I say
about calling me that

ohCaptainMyCaptain:
damn sorry
hold on let me change
ur contact name then

changed WinterBooBear to TheLubeSoldier

ohCaptainMyCaptain:
iT IS better now

TheLubeSoldier:
good

ohCaptianMyCaptain:
okay I need some help

TheLubeSoldier:
god what did u do now ?

did you get drunk and steal the neighbors trash can lids claiming it was your 'shield'

then went door to door saying you were
"Steve Rogers" and you were looking for
your "pal Bucky"

because if you did that again I cant help you

ohCaptainMyCaptain:
damn it was that was one time
let it go

TheLubeSoldier:
you just want me to let all of that go

ohCaptainMyCaptain:
LET IT GOOO LET IT GOO

TheLubeSoldier:
you really are a lil piece of Disney trash,
aren't you?

ohCaptainMyCaptain:
can we get back on topic please

TheLubeSoldier:
okay okay you have a problem
Sebastian is here to help
whats up?

ohCaptainMyCaptain:
alright
so you know we are
almost done filming

TheLubeSoldier:
mmmhmm

ohCaptainMyCaptain:
and we are gonna
have some free time before
the premieres and press tours..

TheLubeSoldier:
your point please,
while I'm still young & beautiful

ohCaptainMyCaptain:
and during this 'free time'
if I were to ask my 'friend'
on a 'date'
how do u think I should go about it?

TheLubeSoldier:
look chrissy, i see where this is going
& I think you're a great guy but...

ohCaptainMyCaptain:
NOT YOUR DUMBASS

TheLubeSoldier:
damn okay then rUde
wait this 'friend' wouldn't happen to be our little Rosie would it

ohCaptainMyCaptain:
maybe
is it that obvious ?

TheLubeSoldier:
Okayyy let me just call in some backup

TheLubeSoldier has added IronASSHAT and BIGMAC to this chat

TheLubeSoldier:
G U Y SSS
ROSIEEVANS IS A GO

BIGMAC:
this a real life go, not a drill?

TheLubeSoldier:
real real real life

IronASSHAT:
well its about time you grew a pair
and asked her out Evans

TheLubeSoldier:
I agree but he hasn't done it yet^

OhCaptainMyCaptain:
thanks a lot guys

BIGMAC:
you want my advice walk up to her after filming monday and ASK HER OUT

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS MARVEL
I CANT EAT
I CANT SLEEP
MY WIFE WONT TALK TO ME
UNTIL ROSIEEVANS LIVES

OhCaptainMyCaptain:
biggest bunch of damn drama kings

TheLubeSoldier:
drama queen*

BIGMAC:
Chris is growing up so fast

IronASSHAT:
he sure is

TheLubeSoldier:
I feel like a proud mother

BIGMAC:
i feel like a proud father

TheLubeSoldier:
WOW thanks for making it fucking weird Mackie

BIGMAC:
man stfu I would be a wonderful father to chris

TheLubeSoldier:
AND YOU THINK I WOULDN'T BE A WONDERFUL MOTHER?

IronASSHAT:
you both are fucking weird

OhCaptainMyCaptain:
thanks for all the help Lube Soldier
Really owe you one

TheLubeSoldier:
that's my contact name isn't it

wow dick move
get it cause lube makes dicks move

guess its better then winter boobear

BIGMAC:
trust me dude it ain't lmao

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