BTS ONE-SHOTS ~Request Are Open~

What.The.Hell.

Jungkook: Dadddddddd Taehyung bit me!!!!

Taehyung: Did not!!! *pouts*

Jimin: Daddddddd Taehyung tried to eat the soap in the bathroom!!!!!

Hoseok: Daddddd Taehyung ate the shave cream in the bathroom!!!!

Yoongi: TAEHYUNG I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!! 

NamJoon: Woah there *catches Yoongi before he can get to Taehyung* why do you want to hurt your brother?

Yoongi: *tries to be calm* HE.RECKED.MY.RECORDING.STUDIO. *gets out of NamJoons grip* TAEHYUNG GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE!!!!!!!

Hoseok: *crying* Dadddddddddd Kookie hit me with a Xbox controller!!!! *feels a wet spot on his head* OMG I'M BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

namJoon: OKAY EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN BEFORE YOUR MOTHER MURDERS ME!!!!!!!!!! Hobi come here and let me fix your head *touches the first aid kit and it breaks into tiny pieces* NOT AGAIN!!!

Hoseok: *still crying*

Yoongi: *strangling Taehyung in the corner*

Taehyung: y-yoongi..this..isn't..a..very..fun..g-game..

Jimin: MOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM SAVE MEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH *runs to Jin and holds on to his leg not letting to* 

Jin: What.the.fuck.