Naruto Uzumaki or Hatake?

Pervy Sage

It was another day in Konoha , Naruto was wondering around the village . Naruto decided to spend a little alone time so he headed towards the hot sprees . Naruto took off his clothes and went to take a dip until he saw a man with long white hair , a tan skin man was standing looking threw a tiny hole . Naruto gained curiosity and asked the old man what he was looking at ... As the mysterious man giggled at the view , Naruto pushed him over and had a peek of his own . Suddenly Naruto gets an extreme nose bleed that shoots him backwards . "What are you doing peeping you old man ?!" Said Naruto wiping off the blood out his nose . "Shhhh child , it's for my research" he said with a perverted look . Naruto started to scream out "You pervert !!!" And the women on the other side of the hot sprees heard and ran as they heard a pervert was peeping . "You little brat you scared away my research !" Said the man with long white hair . " Who you callin' a brat ! My name is Naruto Hatake Uzumaki , and I'm going to be come Hokage ! Believe it !!!" Said the blonde kid with a slightly irritated expression. As the older man heard his name he gained quite an interest in the kid . "So you're Naruto Uzumaki ... Huh ? This will be interesting " said the old geezer in his head . "My name is Jiraiya , the master of toad sage !" He said with a proud look on his face . "To me you're just the pervy sage " said Naruto on the tip of his tongue . "A little brat like you wouldn't understand " said Jiraiya and he controlled his chakra to his feet and started to walk on water as he left the hot spree .
"Hey pervy sage !!!! That's so cool , how'd you do that ???" Said Naruto with an impressed expression . Jiraiya looked at the boy and said " A little brat like you wouldn't be able to do this , hmph " Naruto's eyes were filled with determination and begged Jiraiya . Finally he accepted Naruto's request , " okay I'll teach you but you must bring me something juicy with curves ." He said with  a perverted look in his eyes . A while had passed and Naruto finally found what he wanted . "Here , I got it !" Said Naruto as he ran towards Jiraiya . Naruto was running with a huge watermelon in his arms , it was a big juicy water melon with curves . Once Naruto reached Jiraiya , he explained what he actually wanted after slicing the watermelon and eating it . "Well why didn't you say so ?" Said Naruto as he build up his chakra , "sexy no jutsu!" And there appeared a woman version of Naruto which made the perverted man fall backwards with a nose bleed . "Okay , we shall start your training . First we will go to the river and there we will commence ."
( setting , the river )
"Okay Naruto so walking on water is pretty simple . First you have to build up chakra towards your feet , kinda like when you walk up a tree . But make sure that you don't apply too much chakra or else you will fall straight into the water . Naruto failed at his first attempt , he kept trying and trying . Jiraiya notices something disturbing his chakra , jiraya went up to Naruto and took off one of the seals Naruto had to keep in the tailed fox . Time passed and Naruto finally got the hang of walking on water until he had mastered it . Day have passed and Naruto and Jiraiya became close . Naruto thought of Jiraiya as a grandpa as they hanged out more and more .