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*calum is calling you*

Me: hi?

Calum: hey

Me: why are you calling?

Calum: I didn't really speak to you last week

Me: so?

Calum: I wanted to say sorry

Me: for what?

Calum: my drunk call

Me: it's okay

Calum: your voice sounds cute

Me: it isn't

Me: why are you not sleeping?

Calum: michael was hitting me in his sleep

Calum: like always

Me: that's why i like him

Calum: shut up

Me: is that the only reason you can't sleep?

Calum: no....

Me: what?

Calum: i'm nervous

Me: nervous?

Calum: ever heard of it?

Me: yeah but why nervous?

Calum: one week

Me: till?

Calum: Australia

Me: ohh right

Me: but i'm guessing you're nervous for the show cause we're not gonna meet right?

Calum: ya that's what i meant

Me: well i am actually more excited

Calum: you don't have to give a show when you're knowing your ex best friend is watching

Me: you won't see me

Calum: you're in the front... Of course i will

Me: then don't look in the front

Calum: the problem is I want to see you

Me: well that's fûcked up

*noise*

Me: what was that?

Calum: that, my friend, was michael farting

Me: it scared the shît out of me

Calum:  sorry...

Calum: so what are you doing?

Me: netflix

Me: i should do my homework... But that's for tomorrow

Calum: *laughs*

Calum: khloé

Me: that's my name

Calum: what did luke tell you last week on the phone

Me: nothing special, really

Calum: okay then

Calum: but- AH FÄCK JEZUS

Me: what happened?

Calum: michael hits me in-

Me: in?

Calum: my nuts .... GODDAMN MICHAEL

Me: calum?

Calum: yeah?

Me: are you sure he is asleep?

Calum: i am 100% sure he's not.... Dickhead

Me: but... the movie is finished.. I should go do somethig

Me: so.. Night

Calum: erm yeah... Bye

Me: bye

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