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*calum🖕is facetiming you*

Me: you really have to stop- Luke?

Luke: that's me

Me: why are you calling me?

Luke: I don't have your number and I wanted to know how you are

Me: well I'm good thanks for asking

Me: but where is Calum?

Luke: oh, he is taking a shower

Me: where are you guys?

Luke: we're in a hotel in Washington DC

Me: cool

Me: I wish i could see so many places like you do

Luke: it's pretty cool but I miss Australia

Me: just one more month, you can do this

Luke: the first thing I will do is going out with my family

Me: well apparently I'm going to England with Cal

Luke: you're going to England with Cal?

Me: that was what I was saying

Luke: he didn't tell me

Me: maybe he was busy

Luke: ya talking to you

Me: sorry

Luke: it's alright I-

Calum: Luke the fūck are you doing

Luke: facetiming with Khloé

Calum: why are yo- is that my phone?

Luke: obviously, i dont have her number

Calum: give me my fūcking phone back!

Luke: jeez calm down mate

Me: guys?

Calum: why do you have my phone and why are you facetiming?

Luke: I didn't have her number so-

Calum: and that isn't going to change!

Me: calum?

Luke: jealous much?

Calum: go away Luke!

Luke: we're sharing a room...

Me: Calum calm down jeez

Me: we were just talking

Calum: you guys are always "just talking"

Me: calum, maybe if you put some clothes on we can continue this conversation

Calum: I'm fine in my underwear!

Luke: what is going on mate?

Calum: that you're stealing my friend!

Luke: I don't steal her?

Me: he doesn't steal me?

Me: cal, I'm gonna hang up. Call me back if you can act normal again

Calum: no you're not gonna hang up! What were you guys talking about?

Me: about touring

Luke: and that you guys are going to England

Calum: you told him?!

Me: yeah, I thought it wasn't a god damn secret

Calum: it's not a secret

Me: then why are you fücking act like it is one!

Calum: i just didn't tell them because it's none of their business!!

Me: but why are you yelling at me?

Calum: i am not yelling! I raise my voice!

Me: that's the fücking same!

Luke: are you guys ok?

Calum: leave us alone Luke

Me: we are not ok

*the door opens*

Michael: why is Calum fücking yelling?

Calum: i'm not yelling!

Luke: now you're doing it again

Michael: Khloé?

Me: hi mike

Ashton: what's going on here?

Luke: calum is yelling at Khloé

Calum: I am Not Yelling!

Calum: and why is everyone in my fücking room?

Luke: our room

Ashton: it's nobodies room

Me: you acting really weird Cal. I'll leave you alone, bye

Luke, Ashton, Michael and Calum: No

Me: what is your problem?

Calum: that you fücking flirt with my friends when I'm not there

Me: i didn't flirt! You overreact

Calum: oh you were flirting

Me: I'm not! Why would I?

Luke: well-

Calum: Luke shut up!

Ashton: calm down mate

Michael: nobody is flirting here

Luke: i'm gonna sleep with mike. I'm fücking done with this

*luke walks out and the door is closet*

Ashton: what the hell is going on Calum?

Calum: he took my phone

Michael: so?

Calum: he was flirting with Khloé

Me: he wasn't flirting with me!

Ashton: and what if he was... What's the matter?

Calum: ...

Ashton: I see...

Ashton: you-

Calum: don't you dare to say it!

Ashton: I think it's better if Khloé goes

Calum: she is not going anywhere till we're end this conversation

Me: no Calum i'm done with you

Calum: but Khlo-

Me: bye

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