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*Calum 🐼 wants to facetime with you!*

Me: hi you want something

Calum: hey

Calum: yeah some attention

Me: cal, just put some pants on

Calum: How did you-

Calum: let me be

Me: why are you even wearing a pizza underwear?

Calum: because they are my favorites

Calum: now Michael and me are matching

Me: why are we friends again?

Calum: because I have a pizza underwear

Me: hmhm

Me: right

Me: where are you?

Calum: Boston

Me: and who's standing behind you?

Calum: Luke

Luke: hi Khlo

Me: hi Luke

Me: how was the show?

Calum: awesome... Like always

Calum: khlo?

Me: I'm here

Calum: no we are friends again... I have something to tell you

Me: you can tell me

Michael: MICHAEL WANTS ANOTHER SLICE

Luke, Ashton: PIZZA... PIZZA

Calum: can you guys shut up?

Michael: sorry cal, we didn't know you were proposing your girlfriend

Calum: she's not my- just go away please

Michael: this is a bus... Where do we have to go?

Calum: i don't know... Be creative

Ashton: well... I'm in the bathroom

Michael: I'm in my bed

Luke: fuck ashton I wanted to go 5 minutes ago!

Me: how cute

Calum: finally alone..

Me: you were saying...

Calum: yeah right

Calum: erm

Me: do I have to wait five more minutes?

Me: just say it

Calum: I... Maybe wrote a few songs about you..

Me: you did what?

Calum: I wrote a few-

Me: ya i heard

Calum: but you asked-

Me: shh

Me: which songs?

Calum: this is going to be awkward...

Me: cal. Just tell me

Calum: heartbreak girl

Me: what?

Calum: and everything I didn't say

Me: why are you writing songs about me?!

Calum: they are really really old

Me: that doesn't change the fact that they're about me

Me: this is deep

Calum: i'm sorry I just really missed you

Me: so instead of saying sorry or even trying to make it up to me you just wrote a song

Me: and maybe hoped I would hear it

Me: and figure out if there could maybe a song be written about me

Calum: i know i'm a dick

Me: a really big one

Calum: you forgive me?

Me: well that's the only thing i can do

Me: but don't ever write a song about me again

Calum: why don't you like that?

Me: I don't really want that attention

Me: and i don't know.... It's weird

Calum: i promise never make a song about you anymore

Me: thank you

Calum: but you like them right?

Me: i do

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