C A L U M
"Why is your phone dinging so much, do you have a boyfriend." Mom called up to me. I rolled my eyes even though she couldn't see. "Nah just another stalker." I said while in reality it was Luke spamming my phone like the lil shit he is.
"Oh well is he cute?" That's really all she wanted to knows? "No he's an oaf an ugly little pug." I said smiling to my self.
Stop ignoring me
u r a phyco- even my mom thinks so
Well did u tell her I'm sexy af
Did ya
Did ya?
dude do you have an android?
Does it matter?
yeah its so stupid i only talk to other iphones bye
Wait wait wait, are you going to Ethan's birthday party tm
who? why? what? and how should i care
Well he's my best friend so ya, u shld
ah well i dont gn
Whatever you're coming I'm taking you
Calum?
Calum are u seris sleeping rn
Oh my gawed ur a kill Joe
joy
I know its sucky but I try, hard. Luv you
