I'm the real delirious

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"FUCKIN HELL WILDCAT!!!" I yelled into my mic. Ya see wildcat thought it would be funny to blow up my brand fuckin new truck I had just bought not to long ago. Maybe 20 minutes ago at the most. I am so fuckin pissed at him!!!
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Oh yeah. You don't know who I am. You know that YouTuber H20Delirious? Yeah well that's me. The whole Johnathan Denis shit is all fake. Well the name and were I live isn't fake. And about CaRtOoNz knowing my face. Yeah he dated my twin. Things didn't work out between them cause my sister is a slut. Me and Luke are great friends. He is actually the only person to have seen my face. My family doesn't know what I look like because I wear a fucking mask. Anyway Jon is my fathers name. And Denis is my last name.

My real name is Hanna. But I don't like to be called that at all. The real me is actually really crazy. You never know what I'm gonna say. Like once I told a teacher of mine that I wanted to stab a frog so I can see and feel it's blood poor out into my hands.

I'm really demented too. I love to sing if that helps. I like to write songs and I love to play the piano and my guitar. Yes I'm absolutely weird. I can bend my arms the opposite way. Also I can imitate people's laughs and voices at times. I never really do that because that's Terrorisors thing and all.

I'm about 5'7. I'm scrawny. Like really. I am actually really buff. I can lift 5x my own weight and I only way 100 pounds. So yeah you could say I'm strong. I also don't look like I'm strong. You can see a little muscle on me but not a lot. I have Icy blue eyes and black hair. My favorite colors are baby blue and black. Like I said earlier I wear a Jason mask. So that's pretty much it.
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Everyone laughed at my little outburst. I sat in my chair and pouted and my face red. I growled into my headset. "you guys are dicks." I mumbled to myself.

"What did ye say Delirious?" Nogla asked. I looked at my skype and nogla looked a little red as if I angered him a bit.

"Nogla I said..." I cleared my throat. "You all are dicks." I said using my normal voice sounding like a classic white girl. Nogla went red and everyone laughed.

"Delirious why can ye do a classic white girl so perfectly?" Nogla asked leaning back in his chair with a smug look on his face.

"Well...Well...Well... Daithi De Nogla... you Irish fuck if you and anyone else payed attention ya would have notice. So that's for me to know and you guys to find out ya selves! PEACE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" I yelled and I logged out of Skype and shut my Xbox off. I sighed am got up. I ruffled my 12 inch long hair and sighed.

"Well Del let's take a shower shall we?" I asked myself. I giggled and headed to the shower. I took a real quick shower then I threw on some black sweat pants, a blue hoodie, and black undergarments. I walked downstairs to see my dog Daisy laying on the couch. Daisy is a husky, golden retriever, German Shepard mix. I smiled and picked up her head and rested it on my lap. I then turned on Netflix. I soon fell asleep watching criminal minds.