I'm the real delirious

#RoastMini

I sat back with Evan and watched the video. When I uploaded it everything blew up. I had added the guys links in the description and the description went a little something like This. 'Why would anyone drive a human so down that they would kill themselves. Why who really would do that? Do they get satisfaction doing it? Does it make them feel strong knowing they took a human beings life away? If it does they shall or should burn in hell and join me.'

Me and evan were just chilling on the bed looking at stuff on Twitter and shit. People were blowing my Twitter up to see if it's a prank. I took Evans phone and went to to my Twitter page and made a tweet.

Hey guys. I have seen that a lot of you think that Delirious dieing is a joke but in reality did you ever think that this is real life. Ever think of that! Bet not. Someone thought it was funny to say 'Huhuh go kill yourself'. It was a subscriber too. She didn't want any of this. So why do you think that she wanted this to happen. He wanted to give you a point. You obviously can't see it. Even when she used an @Markiplier reference twice you still can't see that shit. Wow. I give up on you guys. Really. Just morn her like a normal person would. #ByeDelirious.'

I posted it and soon many people were making fake apologies. Trying to make themselves feel better. That's never gonna happen with me. I gave Evan his phone back. I cracked my neck.

"Yo Ev. We should ask mini to do a roast to make the day more fun. Just see him react to shit and mean stuff. Ya know. A lot of people think he can't handle mean shit. Let's prove them wrong." Evan nodded. We jumped up and ran to mini.

We got downstairs. "MINI LET YOUR SUBS ROAST YOU!!" I yelled. Mini looked at me.

"Alright. Ok." He took his phone and tweeted out to roast him and be savage as fuck. I smiled. After a while he had enough replies to it and he went to my recording room.

He had some really good roasts and shit. My favorites. The ones about the shame that he changed his name, the IQ one, the one about rap, the Nogla one, the coma one too, and the one with Vanoss. When Evan came up I turned into his shoulder and laughed so hard.

I went and got mini his beer when he wanted one. I really also liked the billboard ones as well. We all just stood there and smiled really hard. I tried to not laugh really hard.

When mini was done with the video he sent a thanks to everyone who sent him tweets. When he ended the video and was done tweeting everyone laughed really fucking hard. I was holding my stomach from laughing. I wiped away my tears from laughing. He finished off his drink and handed it to me. I nodded and smiled at him. "A lot of them were fucking stupid mini" I said smiling at him while we went down stairs.

"Fuck yeah a lot were stupid. My favorite one had to be the one where I changed my mind." Mini smiled back at me. The rest of the night we spent roasting each other.

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Ello reader. I see that your back. Please vote and I wanna know your guys opinion. I have had an idea for a H2ODelirious book. It came to me after hearing eminem's song monster and Melanie Martinez's songs Training Wheels and Milk and Cookies. It's where Del is a girl (once again) and she is crazy and in a asylum and she wears a mask not because she wants to but because she has too. And she's In a straight jacket. When the straight jackets removed she walks on her hands and feet for a while and she meets Evan and the gang. She was put in the asylum because she sees dead people, sees the future, talks to dead people, herself, and changes her voice at random. Luke is in the idea too but he's dead and Is leading her outta the asylum. When she's out she tries to live like a normal person and ends up meeting Evan and the gang.

So yeah what ya guys think. Please comment if you want it to become a reality. Also this book is soon too end. In maybe 9-10 chapters left. Depending on how detailed it gets. So yeah sorry that this was short. And all. So BYES!!!