I'm the real delirious

Bitch problems

On the last vlog video thing I did I got a lotta comments saying they are cool and shit. Today I'm a little bored so I plan on doing a cosplay of sorts and singing gasoline. I'm gonna dress up as Suicide squad Harley Quinn. I went to the store and bought stuff that sorta resembles her clothes. I'd need to dye some stuff but I'm fine with that.

I was walking to the store when I saw my Sophia (I think I spelt it differently earlier but no fucks given). I didn't care at all. I was walking to the clothes when I felt someone grab my hair and try and yank me back. I growled and grabbed whoever's hand was on me. I quickly turned around and turned them around as well as shoving there arm up in between there shoulder blades. I noticed it was Sophia. I growled and threw her to the ground.

"Bitch don't touch me and stay the fuck away from me whore!" I yelled at her. She chuckled.

"You talk to your mother with that mouth. That's sad honey. Real sad." She said while getting up. I growled at her. I was starting to see red.

"Ha ha. Bitch you ain't seen nothin yet. I'm not your kid at all. You probably only want me now cause I've got money and you need it to fill your drug habits." I said in my delirious voice.

"HA! LIKE A SLUT LIKE YOU HAS ANY MONEY!!!" She yelled in my face. I looked at the bystanders. I smiled at them. One of them was wearing my shark eating a cheeseburger shirt. I smiled at them and beaconed them to come to me. They slowly walked to me. I smiled warmly to the girl.

"Hey sorry to pull you away from what you are doing but can you tell me who I am. Cause this 'women'" I scrunched up my face at the word women. "Doesn't seem to know who I am."

The girl smiled at me. "Ma'am. This person is known as H2ODelirious. She makes millions smile on a daily basis. If you pick a fight with her millions would fight in her honor. And her friends by her side." She said with a smile. I smiled at the girl. I let her go on her way. I smirked to my mom.

"Millions of people will kick your ass. Luke being one of them." She scoffed at me.

"Luke loves me bitch." I scoffed back.

"Right what ever. Just don't touch me again or the delirious army will be after yo ass." She scoffed and walked away. I rolled my eyes and walked to get the stuff I needed. I when home dyed the stuff that needed to be dyed and did my Harley makeup. I dressed and went to my recording room. I turned on my camera and started to sing Gasoline.