Walking Around With A Unibrow And A Nasty Mustache

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“God you make it sound nasty.”

-Bella

After watching the first Hangover movie, Caleb knocked out completely. I began to feel sleepy so I got ready to go to bed but before that I got my hot pink nail polish and painted his nails. I grabbed a marker and wrote on his face just for an extra touch, perks of having a heavy sleeper for a best friend. Ah can’t wait for tomorrow.

The next morning I awoke with my alarm blaring Cher Lloyd’s new song, I Wish. I had to get used to waking up at 9 rather that noon like I had gotten used to during the summer. Thank god my first class was at 10 though and not 8 in the morning like during high school. Plus I only had to take 8 classes during the week and taking them so they wouldn’t all be everyday, I had Friday off for myself.

Went out to buy doughnuts and some Starbucks for us… you’re welcome… Don’t worry we’ll have a  talk when I get home.

Love & hate,

Caleb’

Well then, he clearly was mad at me. I heard the door being opened and Caleb came through setting down the donuts and our frappes down on the kitchen counter before running to his restroom. I followed him; he stared at himself in the mirror reflection, completely gob smacked. Uh oh! I ran to the kitchen grabbed the box of donuts and my frappe and locked myself in my room.

Caleb was not one to get mad easily so that was good but he would lecture me. Now when he was mad, all hell was loose. He would just completely scream at you and if it were someone else, he would go off on them. That only happened once with one of my ex boyfriends after my ex decided to cheat on me, I ran to Caleb and he was seriously mad and drove all the way to his house and beat him to a pulp. After that I don’t think anyone has ever cheated on me again without me finding out.

“Ugh Bella! What the hell?!” he asked through the door. C’mon please open the door!” he said.

“If you promise to not lecture me!” I responded.

“I promise… in fact, I pinky promise!” He said. I got up and opened the door. “Ugh Bella! I walked around the city with what you drew in my face. I thought people were laughing at the nail polish until a girl pointed out my face,” he lectured me, “It was embarrassin walking around with a unibrown and a nasty mustache but I guess I deserve it after the prank I did on you.” He hugged me. “Now lets eat. I brought you a double chocolaty chip frappuccino since you don’t like coffee.”

“Hmm my favorite!” I said.

A few hours after we finished our breakfast, Caleb decided to go meet up with some friends from home that decided to move to London. “Do something productive!” He told me. Currently I was sitting on the couch eating some ice cream and watching How I Met Your Mother reruns. I got up to put the ice cream in the fridge and ran straight back to the couch and fell on it face first. ‘Ah time to relax’ I thought, until I heard a knock. “Ughhhhhh! Why god, why? Is it because of Caleb? You know you shouldn’t listen to what he says. Its no good.” I said out loud, truly talking to no one. I approached the door and opened it.

“Oh, hey Eleanor, right?” I asked when I saw the tall, brunette. She really towered over me. ‘Ugh another tall person’ I thought.

“Yeah! Hi Isabella!” She responded cheerfully. Wow this girl seemed always so cheerful. “So anyway, Isabella,” “Bella, you can call me Bella.” “Okay Bella, I was wondering if you were doing anything?”

“Not at the moment, no.” I responded.

“Good, now you are. Go put on some jeans and a top, we’re going out.” She said. No, more like she commanded. So I listened. I told her to come in and wait for me in the kitchen bar while I went up to change. I got to my room and put on some ripped, skinnies and my superman muscle tee that I was also ripped. I then put on my white chucks. I left my hair in a messy bun and walked out.

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