Once upon a time, Shrek went to a baseball game. When he was on his way to his seat, he fell down the steps. Shrek was not used to falling down steps, so he sharted himself. He somehow sharted all the green pigments, out of his skin, so he became White-Shrek.
White Shrek didn't like being White-Shrek, so he decided to eat a bunch of green stuff. He ate green grass, green lollipops, green poop, little green ogre-babies, green milk, and green mildew. All of the sudden, White-Shrek felt strange. He hoped that he might be changing back to green. He looked at his arms. Now he was Red-Shrek. Red-Shrek satayed red for twelve days, and during those twelve days, he could not shit, so he had to make the doctors pull the green grass, green lollipops, green poop, little green ogre-babies, green milk, and green mildew out of his butt.
"Sharg-Estam" is "Mega Shart" scrambled.
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SHREK AND THE TROUBLES OF SHARG-ESTAM
HumorThe title means nothing. This is not about Shrek going on a noble quest. There is no way I could write something like that with out peeing myself from laughing. You ought to read this to find out what I mean. If you like it, you should be on the lo...
