It was a normal day in Colony 9. Shulk and the others where eating breakfast at Dunban and Fiora's house, trying and failing to keep Riki and his family from eating all of the food.
Yes a totally normal day.
Then disaster struck.
Melia came bursting through the door shouting:
HIDE YOUR RIKIS
HIDE YOUR LITTLEPONS
REYN THE MURDERPON IS COMING TO TOWN
MURDERPON IS COMING TO TOWN
MURDERPON
IS
COMING
TO COLONY 9
At this Dunban lept out of the window screaming like a little girl, running towards Tephra Cave.
Shulk started screaming hysterically running around the house.
NOOOO
WE NEED HEROHOM DUNDUN
SAVE COLONY 9 FROM MURDERPON
Then Sharla came running through the door shouting:
CALL UP THE HEROHOM
WE NEED HIM
YO SUNTAN
WE NEED YO HELP
REYN IS A MURDERPON
Dunban kept running as fast as his legs could carry him, when he heard Melia scream.
HEEEEEELLLLLPP
HE IS ATTACKING FIORA
SAVE YOUR SISTERPON
Then the questbox popped up.
Story Quest: Save Sisterpon!
Dunban the Herohoms Sisterpon Fiora is in danger!
Save her from murderpon!
Requirements:
Save her
Dunban ran back to the house so fast that Speed O'Sound Sonic would be jealous of him. He teamed up with Shulk and Melia and ran towards Reyn in a murderous rage.
Then they heard Sharla scream in fear and a new quest popped up.
Story Quest: Save Medicpon!
Sharla the Medicpon is in danger!
Save her from the Murderpon!
Requirements:
Save her
WE'RE COMIN'FO YO ASS REYN!
They yelled with the rage of a thousand Zanzas.
THESE QUEST MAKE ME THREE TIMES AS HARD!
Reyn exclaimed with pride.
IT'S ON!
They charged at Reyn like Shulk charges at mechon.
I AM NAKED AND ASSAULTING YOUR SISTERPON!
Another quest appeared.
Story Quest: Reyn the Pervertpon
Reyn is assaulting Sisterpon!
Stop him before anything happens!
Requirements:
Destroy him
Dunban ran towards Reyn like an angry Makna Ferris, shouting at him with a volume that could make a deaf man hear again.
I WILL KILL YOU REYN!
Shulk ran after them yelling a mix of his catchphrase and his feelings,.
I'M REALLY FEELING THE ANGER!
Reyn ran into his house carrying Fiora, laughtin maniacally.
SHE'S ALMOST ON THE BED
THE RED BED
BECAUSE IT'S BLOODY
AND IT'S MINE
All of them yelled at Reyn filled with bloodlust.
AWWWW HEEEELLLLLL NNNNNAAAAAAWWWWWW!
U DEAD BITCH!
WE KILL YOU!!!!
WE CALL FOR THE HERO OF TIME!
Holding up a pendant Melia summoned Link. Reyn then ran towards Link with his battle cry.
NOW IT'S REYN TIME!
Riki then appeared holding up a pendant.
NO! It's time for JON CENA!
SUBMIT TO YOUR MAKER!
Reyn is then killed from the sheer force of the meme alone.
Fiora comes running out of the house yelling angrily.
YOU JUST KILLED MY BRIDE!
Sharla slaps a hand over her face in surprise.
OH GAWD!
Shulk freeze on the spot yelling in surprise. His voice cracking making him sound like a little girl.
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
HOW!?
WHEN!?
WHY?!
FIORA I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!
Shulk then runs out of the game and into SSB4 where he figts Marth and dies.
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Meme Town and the Ship Docks
FanfictiePure crack. That's all there is to this. And a lot of fandoms. A LOT. This is everywhere and nowhere all at once. All characters are extremely ooc. Well most of them at least. Read at own risk. I'm not responsible for your mental health.
