"No, nope, never, and as they say in Romania, nu."
"Diiiiick," Babs whined, "the moive isn't that scary, I've seen it before."
"Babs, you know I hate horror moives. Why would you make me watch them?" Dick said loudly.
"Because I love watching horror moives and I love you. so It makes me so happy to do both."
"You just like seeing me scared."
"Just a little bit."
Dick glared, Barbara combated it with puppy dog eyes.
"We're doing whatever I want when this is over, got it?"
"Of course!" Barbara smiled and hugged Dick. "Thanks, Hunk Wonder."
Barbara put the DVD in the DVD player. She pushed "play."
"Are you excited?"
"No."
Barbara rolled her eyes as the moive started. A little girl was walking alone on the street she passed a bakery. The lights to the bakery were on. As she got closer to the bakery, more ominous music started to play.
"Don't go in there!" Dick shouted at the TV.
She went in there and before the door closed, her head was gone.
Dick screamed, Barbara shrieked but in a excited way. She loved the rush of adrenaline she got whenever she would watch these kinds of moives.
The moive was extreamly gory. A psychopathic baker was murdering people then putting them in cakes.
"I think I'm going to vomit everywhere," Dick said.
"Yeah, it's gross."
"Can we stop watching it?"
"Nope."
Dick spent the entire moive saying he was going to vomit or curling up in Babs shoulder because he didn't want to watch the movie.
"Babs, I love you more then anything but right now I really don't like you."
"Shhhhhhhh, it's getting to the good part."
Dick watched in horror as the baker poured the orphans' blood into the cupcakes turning them a bright red. The scene cut to a birthday party where all the guests were eating the 'red velvet' cupcakes. There was a high pitch scream from a woman who found an ear in her cupcake.
"HOW IS THIS THE GOOD PART?!"
"SHHHHH!"
The police force came bursting into the bakery but all they found was the pile of ripped apart bodies. The screen turned black and the baker's face flashed on.
"Have a sweet day," his evil voice crackled.
The credits started to roll.
"Wasn't that a cool ending?" Barbara asked.
"......"
"Dick?"
"......."
"Earth to 20-something Wonder?!"
Dick stared at the wall with a blank, emtionless expression.
A moment later, Blair came into the room holding a plate.
"Hey lovebirds, Pix and Alferd just made some red velvet cupcakes, want one?"
Dick stood up and swatted the plate out of Blair's hands.
"The cupcakes are evilllllll," Dick whispered, eyes wide as saucers.
Dick gaze seemed to go through Blair as he left the room muttering "evil" under his breath.
"We watched a horror movie," Barbara said as if that explained everything. She than picked up the most unsquished cupcake and took a bite.
"It's a really good cupcake," Barbra took anthor bite, "and it dosn't taste like orphan blood."
Barbara left to find Dick; leaving Blair to figure out what she ment by 'orphan blood.'
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30 Days Of Graybat
RandomLadies and gentlemen, fairies and gnomes, cakes and pies, welcome to thirty days of Graybat! Where I will (attempted) to write a new Graybat one shot every day! This book is for Graybat shippers only! (Everyone else shoo!) Dick, Babs, the Batfamily...